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Date Posted: Tue, March 23 2004, 4:11:06
Author: Katerina
Subject:

"Why are women so dumb?"

Found it on one of the Russian forums and decided to translate

Chat 1. Hi Olga! Where did u leave yesterday? Escaped at the most interesting place. Went to sleep? What a pity!

Chat 2. Natalia, I think our relation won�t go any further after yesterday�.

Chat 3. I am a lonely artist. I have a pure, na�ve, romantic soul. My name is Yuri. And what is ur name, unknown wonderful lady?

Chat 4. My dear, I can�t do without u, without ur eyes, ur arms! When we meet in real?

Chat 5. My dear, I can�t do without u, without ur eyes, ur arms! When we meet in real?

Chat 6. No, I am chatting with u. Answering too long? If u only knew how busy I am!

Chat 7. Hi! Are u busy? Let�s get acquainted. I am so alone, nobody understands me.

Real. Sasha! I asked not to make noise, didn�t I? Don�t u see: Daddy is busy! What a child!
Tatiana! Can�t u pay attention on the children, otherwise I�ll never finish my work! By the way, is the dinner ready?

Chat 1. Max in the chat was so hilarious! Must be the effect of beer. Loool! No, Olga, don�t leave, u know that I love u!

Chat 2. No, Natalia. U do know that u were the only only girl I loved. Oh, God, how I believed u!

Chat 3. Olga! What a beautiful name! I always dreamt to meet an Olga.

Chat 4. No, Julia, I always say what I think! Shame on u!

Chat 5. No, Oxana, I always say what I think! Shame on u!

Chat 6. No, I haven�t married yet. I still hope we�ll have a relation. U know that I love u and perhaps can�t be without u.

Chat 7. What shall I tell u about myself? I am a businessman, I have much money but haven�t met my love yet.

Real. Mary, daddy is very busy. Go to the kitchen, Mom will explain u.
Tatiana! I am getting mad! Why all women are so stupid! Don�t u know how many debts we have? And ur mom already bothered me about them! Let me concentrate my attention! What a crazy family! Is the dinner ready?

Chat 1. My lovely, dear Olya! What a pity u have to leave! Come back tonight, we�ll chat. Love and kiss u!

Chat 2. No, Natalia. I love u too much to forgive. But for the case, I would never knew u chat with him too. No, leave me alone with my grief! I am all alone again�

Chat 3. Olga, I have not seen u yet but I do feel how beautiful u are. I don�t insist but maybe u have any pictures? I need woman�s cordiality, woman�s gentle soul so much!

Chat 4. Oxana, sorry! Julia is the name of my sister and I often call all the girls Julia.

Chat 5. Julia, sorry! Oxana is the name of my sister and I often call all the girls Oxana.

Chat 6. Don�t blame urself, it is not ur fault! Life is so tough, what can we do with it! I will love u alone all my life. I am a one-love guy. If u want we can meet each other and chat a bit.

Chat 7. Yes, that is my life. I built a house, bought an expensive car. Often go abroad, but haven�t found my happiness�

Real. Shit! Tanya!! Will u tell the kids to keep silence?! Damn it! What a family! Will dinner ever come up here? Ready? Thanks God, no sooner a year had passed! Did u pay a rent? Why not, they�ll cut the electricity! And how will I work then? What does it mean �no money�? Borrow from ur mom! She is ur mom, she must help u.
Children, don�t come to the computer, Daddy has important documents there! What a family! Why don�t u bring them up at all, don�t u see how busy I am? Those women are so dumb, what would they do without guys. Well, let�s have dinner!

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Replies:

One more wanker in the Internet (NT) -- Todd, Tue, March 23 2004, 17:10:00
- At least this guy is following the laws of communication (NT) -- Katerina, Wed, March 24 2004, 4:58:30