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Date Posted: Mon, January 05 2004, 10:56:29
Author: Katerina
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Better read this one, improved.
In reply to: Katerina 's message, "11 Rules for Internet forums and messageboards" on Mon, January 05 2004, 10:26:28

1. Choose an interesting name, such as: ##@22^^&^^!! or FrAggWvvEk-OppDm. Then everybody will know that u are an original man.

2. When the topic has more than 1 pages, never waste ur time on their reading: it can't be written anything clever there. Therefore write an answer at once, how to write it - see item 3.

3. Never get involved in any discussions: if suddenly you will be overargued? Better call ur opponent a fool and a snot, not knowing real life and safely pass to another theme.

4. If u want to be respected, find a theme with many answers, remember its title and open another theme with almost the same title.

5. Remember: NEVER, I repeat, NEVER use SEARCH, you see you came on a forum and not on some google.

6. To strike everybody by ur intelligence u can copy the answers from other forums: there are usually similar themes and sometimes on some of them u can find clever answers - so safely use a dextral key of the mouse.

7. Want to flash by the design abilities? There is nothing easier! Safely use multi-coloured fonts and especially their DIMENSION! Such report on a forum attracts attention and is beaten out among general boredom.

8. If in the theme, discovered by you, nobody answers, some time later it will pass away... U don't want it? Therefore write there urself.

9. If forum admin criticises u, act as it is written in item 3. After that (if you are not an admin) - search for a new forum and again use all these 11 rules.

10. Want to attract attention in the theme? There is nothing easier! The title playes the mane role- name! "Here are MY nude pics", "Come here and u won't regret" or "My palms are haired" and the success is inevitable!

11. In the forum find a "whipping boy" for urself. Watch all by his records and abandon the venomous comments. Laugh at his avatar. Write him nasty things in private as often as possible.and start topics and votings "Is Vasil a fool?". When Vasil gets mad and leaves the forum, find another victim. Let everybody be afraid of u and see how strong u are. .

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