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Subject: Happy birthday Keith O'Connor
Author: Rick	[ Next Thread \| Previous Thread \| Next Message \| Previous Message ] Date Posted: 23:09:02 04/06/03 Sun I hope you get really fucked up on Monday. I wish I was there to witness it all. Have a lot of fun and drink one for me, preferably out of a punchbowl. Ron Rico [ Next Thread \| Previous Thread \| Next Message \| Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: Happy birthday Keith O'Connor

Author:
Matt
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Date Posted: 16:05:01 04/07/03 Mon

Well Keith, welcome to the club, not that being under 21 has seriously stopped you in the past. It is on this memorable day that we must look back at birthday's past. Kyle fucking up what would have been the most scandalous birthday of all time, 16 and banging Joanni and 18 with Jill. I think that since you put down a punchbowl of skanky beer in Colo and a fifth at the football game this fall, you must top both of those accomplishments for the 21st. Puking is not optional, it is mandatory. I think perhaps a combo of 21 shots, a punch bowl of real 5% beer and a bottle of celebratory champaigne should just about do the trick. Happy B-day man.

Matt

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Re: Happy birthday Keith O'Connor

Author:
JILL
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Date Posted: 17:09:44 04/07/03 Mon

K is for Krazy, Kool, and Kickin'
E is for Exciting, Excellent, Encouraging
I is for Inviting, Intelligent and Idiotic
T is for Tasty, Tantalizing and Terrific
H is for Hilarious, Horny and HOT!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!!!!!!!!

Hope you get some ass on this special b-day!! I didnt and I wish I had!! love you and see you all really soon!!!

Hey Rick I am going to call you soon about PJ and the drive down to Atlanta.

c-ya
Jilly

[> Subject: All the well wishes were answered

Author:
KeithO
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Date Posted: 11:54:53 04/10/03 Thu

Luckily, Kash suggested we film the entire night of debauchery, so you can all see it.

I got so drunk (and I know you'll all understand how drunk I would have to get for this to happen) that, I know here it comes, it's shocking!, that I couldn't speak. I couldn't fucking talk. People would ask me questions, and I was just fucking brain dead.

I was certain on Tuesday that I would never be able to think again. It was a full two days of drinking. I got sent home from work, because I wreaked of a "brewery." Called in sick the next day, because the world's worst hangover. Still got my job!

All in all, it was really out of this world. Thanks for all the well wishes! And I look forward to seeing some of ya in Atlanta.

I'll write more later. Trying to catch up on days of work.