| Subject: reasons why men are often confused by women |
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lryz
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Date Posted: 10:48:22 06/06/01 Wed
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy.
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If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you
are a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you
are a pervert.
If you don't, you are gay.
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If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you
are a sexist.
If you don't, you are unromantic.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
If you don't, you are a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
If you don't, you are not thoughtful.
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If you are proud of your achievements, you are full of yourself.
If you don't, you are not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she is tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
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If you want it too often, you are over-sexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.
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