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Tips for Winning the Nigerian Lottery

from anywhere in the world, you can send money!

There are lotteries, and there are lotteries. If you are to prevail, you must be willing to do a bit of math in order to realize the right time and the right game.

Actually, "legitimate" lotteries are a tax on people who cannot do math. Or who will not do math. Be it stupidity, or laziness, or just the eternal optimism of the poor, lotteries are the perfect investment for people who only want to lose a little money each week.

This has led to the release of a newer style of game, called the "Norwegian" lottery. Your chances of winning a million dollars are much better this way. Sure, there is a twist: winnings are paid out at the rate of a dollar a year for a million years.

The newest alternative is what is called the "Nigerian" lottery. As valuable as Santorum and as easily available, these new games allow you the certainty of knowing that you will be selected if you just follow the rules. The rules are that you must pay money in order to facilitate the delivery of your prize. Since no "legitimate" lottery has that feature, you know you can count on the new Nigerian lottery to accept delivery.

We have appointed three agents to assist you in sending money in advance of collecting your winnings. Because the prize is make-believe, and yet the operators wish real money, it will be necessary for you to send money by anonymous international transfer.

• claimoffice578@gmail.com
• larrymooreagentoffice@gmail.com
• larrymooreofficeinfo@gmail.com

Sure, a conventional lottery is a tax on people who cannot do math. But the Nigerian lottery is so much faster and more effective. Send money today!

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