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Date Posted: 12:28:03 01/06/03 Mon
Author: The Guy Everyone tried to be
Author Host/IP: cache-rm02.proxy.aol.com / 152.163.189.130
Subject: The Two Turtles

Two turtles were walking down the road and a goat passed by. The first turtle yelled to the goat, "Hey, you smell aweful!" In response the rude comment the goat simply passed wind in the turtles direction. The turtles were offended but continued to walk down the road. They then ran into a herd of buffalo. The second turtle hid in his shell while the antagonist first turtle began to cause trouble. One would think a wee little turtle would not be so ignorant as to talk trash to a herd of hairy beasts. The first then proceeded to use the only comment he knew, "Hey, you smell aweful!" The head of the buffalo herd was kind of ammused to hear such a creature belt out such a rude comment. The buffalo began to laugh and so did the entire herd. The first turtle began to cry and walked off dragging the second turlte with him. Moments later a car drove by and ran over the first turtle and the second turtle laughed and walked off.

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