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Date Posted: 00:26:14 01/30/01 Tue
Author: Simon
Subject: A weird joke I like

Subject: RABBI

Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about
it."
The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"
The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me,
what should I do?"
The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see
what
I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your
wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"
The man anxiously says, "Yes."
"Take the poison," says the Rabbi.

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*lol*.. good 1 dude (NT) -- DraGonMaSter, 06:47:09 01/30/01 Tue
lol - geez sometimes it really feels good to be a flaming pink duck!! (NT) -- <:)duck/Ed, 16:59:11 01/30/01 Tue