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Back To Reality Guys

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Scooby Goo

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Date Posted: 08:57:24 03/04/02 Mon

Yep it's that time of the year. Time to throw on the Scooby-suit and act responcible and respectable. Also need to earn $$$ to fund my goo-ey habit. Work in the park started last weekend and i am wiped out. If another kid stomps on my big scooby-feet i may loose it and go ninja on him/her. I hate kids. Does anyone have any tips on how to handle this? My jobs skills are nil and i'd never make it in the real working world. Well?!!

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Re: Back To Reality Guys

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No one
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Date Posted: 16:56:02 03/04/02 Mon

I have recently taken on several odd jobs to help beef up the old Goo savings account I have. I am delivering the local newspaper every morning at 5 a.m. from out of the trunk of a moving car. I also have a small "clown for rent" buisness that has really picked up since I distributed flyers on cars in every parking lot from here to Kalamazoo... (see tips for handling the little brats down below) and I am also selling avon, tupperware, sexy lingerie, spray cleaner, vaccuum cleaners and chocolates door to door... and getting quite the tan whilst doing so. All this on top of my regular job as an executive secretary to a major label big wig!! Whew.. I am pooped out just typing that!! So needless to say I am in total reality-land and I will soon have enough $ to get my self a Mini Winne and stalk... I mean enjoy the next tour!!

As for the kiddies.. what I do is just pretend they are the motherless children of the band members and that the band is watching me and thinking about me and wanting me.. and.. and.. that usually gets me through any kind of trampling or whining.

LOL..
*wink wink*
No one

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Re: Back To Reality Guys

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HonaluGoo
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Date Posted: 06:27:44 03/05/02 Tue

I have long wondered how you put up with those snot-nosed little terrors! I can hardly stand my own kids Scoob . . . I don't know how you have put up with it this long!

I have begun a new career! I figured I needed as much cash as possible to follow the tour . . . and buy gifts for the guys at each show. It can get expensive being a flower througher/underwear chucker/stuffed animal giver at each and every concert! I was watching cable the other night . . . and right after the late-night showing of Springer . . . was an infomercial about making TONS of money! Can you believe it? They asked "Do you want to make TONS of money?" and I was like "OH my Gosh! I totally want to make TONS of money!" and so for 4 small payments of $49.95 they sent me this whole box! I can't quite figure out how I am going to make TONS of money yet . . . but the box is chuck full of stuff! I'm sure it will work! My advice Scoob . . . Late Night Cable!

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Author: An American Goo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 19:14:31 03/04/02 Mon I have a raging business on E-bay selling all sorts of tapes and pictures and other Goo stuff. It's amazing what peeps will pay $29.95 for, lol. Oh and Scoob, that's R-E-S-P-O-N-S-I-B-L-E !!!!! Looks like you could use a spell checker too! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

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Author: Velcro Goo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:11:13 03/05/02 Tue You all so smart. And resourceful. I having no money. I never going to see the Goos. I not knowing how to make money either. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

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Author: AddictedToGoo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:15:18 03/05/02 Tue I've got the answer for you my fine, furry friend. And it's the answer many frazzled parents have turned to time and time again - ritalin laced brownies - just pass them out to your little, annoying party goers and you'll have a possitively harmoneous time! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]