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Subject: A chain letter


Author:
No one
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Date Posted: 09:08:42 09/05/01 Wed

I just LOVE chain letters!! And I especially love chain letters that put men into that "football lovin, beer drinkin, womanizing, walking penis's category" (and this chain letter almost does that!!) I am sure you will find it hilarious! Be sure to pass it along to every man you know.


Dear Friends:
This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other
tired and discouraged women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does
not cost
anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends
who are equally tired and discontented.

Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman
whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to
the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 men. One of them is
bound to be better than the one you already have.

At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received
184 men, of whom 4 were worth keeping.

REMEMBER this chain letter brings luck. One woman's cat died, and
the next day she received a hunk. An unmarried woman living with her
widowed
mother was able to choose between a Chippendale dancer and an Olympic
swimmer!
You can be lucky, too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One woman broke
the chain and got her own husband back again!

Let's keep it going, ladies! Just add your name to the list below!





Hillary Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, DC

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[> Subject: Re: A chain letter


Author:
Skinny Mushroom
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Date Posted: 10:34:09 09/05/01 Wed

Hey I don't have a significant other, but if any of you chicks wanna use me I am willing.Bundle me up and send me somewhere!

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[> Subject: Re: A chain letter


Author:
HonaluGoo
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Date Posted: 15:29:30 09/05/01 Wed

That is one of the most intreaguing letters I have read in a long time No one! I don't like to cal them "chain letters" . . . cuz they are really more of a "let your bestest buddies in on a really cool thing" letter. And since we are sharing . . and you guys ARE my bestest buddies . . I have one for you too!
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To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, but
this is from my good friend Pearlas Sanborn and she really
is an attorney. If she says that this will work - it WILL
work. After all, what have you got to lose?

SORRY EVERYBODY.....JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!!
I'm an attorney, and I know the law. This thing is for
real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.
We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test
without getting a little something for our time. My
brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game.
She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44
and was stamped "Paid In Full". Like I said before, I know the law, and this is for real.
Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make
them the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure
that AOL remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will
track it (if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two
week time period.
For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft
will pay you $203.15.
For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on,
Microsoft will pay you $156.29.
And for every third person that receives it, you will be
paid $17.65. Within two weeks, Intel will contact you for your address and then send you a check.
I thought this was a scam myself, but a friend of my good
friend's Aunt Patricia, who works at Intel, actually got a
check of $4,543.23 by forwarding this e-mail.
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We all so ROCK for letting each other in on these "secrets"!!LOL!

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[> [> Subject: Re: A chain letter


Author:
No one
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Date Posted: 08:38:11 09/06/01 Thu

Wowee H.G. I am so glad your one of us.. I mean you could have picked any message board (that's two words by the way.. message board) but you picked ours and now we get to reap the benefits. I have emailed it to the big Goo list (I'm sure they will all appreciate it!! LOL!!) and with everyone that is on that mailing list, that should get me that house in the hills that I have been dreaming about. Thank you thank you thank you!!

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[> Subject: Re: A chain letter


Author:
Sara Bee
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Date Posted: 17:12:43 09/05/01 Wed

Forget a job! Man I am going to do this so fast it will make Robby look inactive! Can we do it on other peoples computers too!? I'm going to Granny's house tomorrow, and I am going to try it there too! This is so AMAZING! I can't wait to go shopping! Maybe I'll even go now, it sounds like money in the bank! KAH-CHING!

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