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Subject: Dear John, Author: HonaluGoo [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 12:35:11 09/10/01 Mon I am SOOOO excited! OUR Johnny is going to be writing a column for Guitar World Magazine! I am sure it will be an advice column and we can write to him and ask him quesitons about our personal lives and he will give us his advise! And maybe . . just maybe . . he will let us write in and ask him questions about HIS personal life! I think my first question to Johnny will go like this: Dear John, I am your biggest fan! Please don't let anyone tell you that they are a bigger fan than I am . . . cuz it would be a lie! I'm not saying that that person is a horrible person for telling that lie . . they are probably very nice and are definately a big fan . . . just not your BIGGEST . . that's me! So . . I was wondering if you could help me with a problem I am having. My next door neighbor is a jerk! He is always cranking his country music really, really loud and really, really late at night. It would be one thing if he were cranking some GOO (LOL!) but it's that Garth dude and it is really pissing me off. What should I do? Your BIGGEST fan, HG [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: Dear John, Author: Scooby Goo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 12:55:00 09/10/01 Mon I know John soooo well i think i can answer that question for you, HG. I have studied his life completly and feel that the answer you would get from John would be to crank Limp Bizkit as loud as your speakers could safely go, and stand in a well-lit window...wait for said neighbor to look out his window...and give him the double flip-off. I am thinking the single flip off normally used would be inappropriate, and inadequate. Oh and if you guys have any other questions for John, why don't you try them on me first, because as i said, i am very well versed in the workings of that glorious brain that is housed in the most beautiful head i have ever laid eyes on. okay? [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: Dear John, Author: Velcro Goo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 18:18:30 09/10/01 Mon Dear John/Scooby Goo, I am worried that will not be able to get "Gutterflowers" when it comes out because takes so long to get to my crap-ass country. What should I do? [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> Subject: Re: Dear John, to velcro Author: WaikikiWindy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 19:48:38 09/10/01 Mon Velcrogoo, That's about the funniest thing i've read here! LMAO! actually, ROTFLMFAO! Hana hou, babe! Windy [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> Subject: Re: Dear John, Author: curious goo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 04:56:49 09/11/01 Tue what country do u live in, velcro? [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: Dear John, Author: Skinny Mushroom [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 19:59:31 09/10/01 Mon HUH? Did i miss somthin'? [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: Dear John, Author: Velcro Goo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 14:52:23 09/12/01 Wed I live in a country really stinks. I don't like at all. I complain about it all of the time. But I never move. I wonder why I don't move. You are way funny Skinny Mushroom! You make laugh! Are you really a dude? [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> Subject: Re: Dear John, Author: ~SparkleBaby~ [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 18:29:07 09/12/01 Wed I've read about your country Velcro Goo! I can't believe I actually remember something I learned about in school! It DOES stink! U should move here 2 our country. WE ROCK! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: Dear John, Author: No one [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06:49:08 09/13/01 Thu Yippee!! I ordered my subscription to this magazine today!! I can't wait to get my monthly dose of Johnny!! I hope he doesn't spend too much time talking about guitars.. I hope they have awesome new pictures in every issue... If not I will have to complain.... LOL!! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: To Velcro Goo Author: Skinny Mushroom [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 08:31:22 09/13/01 Thu Um, lemme check, yep I'm a dude. Are you a dude? [ Post a Reply to This Message ]