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Subject: Financial Advice


Author:
No one
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Date Posted: 14:41:14 09/26/01 Wed

Because I love you guys soooo much and care about your financial future, I thought I would give you a little stable advice...

If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.

If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you would have $79.

So my advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

*wink wink*
No one

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Author:
Skinny Mushroom
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Date Posted: 17:15:40 09/26/01 Wed

Yes, I am working on my little "nest egg" right now, BURRRRRPPPP!

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[> Subject: Re: Financial Advice


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Scooby Goo
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Date Posted: 08:04:02 09/27/01 Thu

This is an awesome web site. Not only do i get the latest on the Goo Gods, but also financial information as well! I have a tip i got from a friend's neighbor's gardener's barber's brother. He reads the Wall Street Journal and says to buy stocks in cellular phone companies. They predict that sale of phones are going to skyrocket. People want to be able to have contact with their loved ones at all times. So buy some stock, AND get a cell-phone. (WOW a security tip too! WHEW!)

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Author:
HonaluGoo
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Date Posted: 17:11:07 09/27/01 Thu

I, too, have a little inside financial tip. I have discovered this wonderful place to put your money. It is called a "savings account"! They even give you this thing called interest so your money makes money while it sits in your account! AND . . .you even get this cool little book to keep track of your transactions. The absolute best part of the "savings account" is that no matter what the stock market does . . .your money is still there!

We are all so financially savy . . . it's a wonder we aren't bajillionaires!

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