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I'm a little worried . . .

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HonaluGoo

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Date Posted: 09:55:27 09/30/01 Sun

Our Johnny seems to have been . . . how shall I say this . . . puttin' down a few too many wings . . . if you know what I mean. According to my very accute calculations he is approximately 4.875 pounds heavier than he was last year at this time. Now, if this is because of his iron pumping regimin . . . well that is ok . . . but if it is from just plain chowing down . . . NOT OK! I am worried about him! Hopefully they will be touring next summer and he needs to be in tip-top physical shape! If not . . he could get sick or hurt himself. Don't get me wrong . . . I love a skinny Johnny . . and I love a not-so-skinny Johnny! I am just worried about his endurance! (Singing and touring endurance that is!LOL!)

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Re: I'm a little worried . . .

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No one
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Date Posted: 16:37:06 09/30/01 Sun

Yes, I noticed this too! It's probably all those home cooked meals that he must be eating now that he's home. I hope he can fit in his leather pants. If he doesnt watch out, he will soon turn into the next John Candy, or Momma Cass and we all know what happened to Momma Cass... John if your reading this.. GET A GRIP!!, DO SOMETHING QUICK!! I don't want to read about you choking on a chicken sandwich. I only say this because I care about you!!
Your biggest fan,
(and I mean that figuratively of course)
No one
*wink wink*

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[> Subject: Re: I'm a little worried . . .
Author: Scooby Goo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:04:21 09/30/01 Sun 4.875! That's practically 5 whole pounds! What the heck was he thinking? Today's Robby's birthday and you know they are having a BBQ- probibly some nice fatty ribs, maybe some Moet Chandon! What will happen if he has to buy a whole new wardrobe of green camo pants? !! ( maybe he has issues! )GASP! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

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Re: I'm a little worried . . .

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HonaluGoo
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Date Posted: 08:22:14 10/01/01 Mon

I was just about to see if we could all take up a collection for a few months worth of Slimfast for our plump price . . . . when I had a thought! Maybe . . . just maybe . . . if Johnny's leather pants are too tight during the next tour . . he will bend over to pick up my leopard print g-string that I toss up to him during a show and his lovely leathers will split wide open! WOW! That would be a show within a show! Nix the slimfast!

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[> Subject: Re: I'm a little worried . . .
Author: Sara Bee [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:32:03 10/01/01 Mon WOW! I WANT that image buring in my mind for a while! I am thinking that is why they pushed the release date of the new CD because Warner Bros. want Johnny to slim down before the tour! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]