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I got an email!! Don't be offended....

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Date Posted: 10:01:34 10/15/01 Mon

It's kinda funny, except for all the racist slants, I hope I am not offending anyone with it, it's not as if I was pretending to shoot someone. Now that would be offensive!!

> Ah please let me write his next speech!
>
> If I were President George W. Bush's Speech Writer
>
> Good evening my fellow Americans.
> First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people
> of New York and all Americans that are hurting in this
> tragic time. You can rest assured that anything and
> everything that can be done to assure the safety of
> our country will be done. This is the greatest country
> in the world and we will get through this trying time.
> Now is the time for all people to set aside our petty
> differences and show the world that no one or no
> entity can destroy the fortitude of the American
> people.
>
> To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say
> this:
> Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your
> heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone too long
> without a bath? Do you not know who you are fucking
> with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot
> at
> each other every day. We will relish that opportunity
> for new targets for our aggression.
>
> Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last
> person that started fucking around with us? Remember what
> we did to the Japanese? We slapped
> them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million
> of them in their own back yard. That's what we in
> America call a big ass barbecue. Ever see Texas on a
> map? Ever wonder why it's so big? Because we wanted it
> that way. Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo
> and now they cut our lawns. England? We sent them
> packing.
>
> Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good 'ole
> USA. The only reason he got away the first time is
> because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're
> doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers weren't
> trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he
> couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over
> his shitty little country.
>
> Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter
> box. Go ahead and try to hide, bin Laden. There's not
> a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's
> going to keep your camel riding ass safe. We will bomb
> every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps
> and any
> place that looks and even smells like he was there.
>
> Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that
> have pissed us off in the past. This is America. We
> kick ass. This is what we do. Go ahead and laugh now,
> but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your
> sorry asses.
>
> God Bless America!
>

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[> Subject: Re: I got an email!! Don't be offended....
Author: HonaluGoo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 18:11:55 10/15/01 Mon eyes welling up with emotion and pride Beautiful . . . just beautiful. I am sobbing . . . . I am touched. [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: I got an email!! Don't be offended....
Author: Velcro Goo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 18:27:21 10/15/01 Mon God Bless America! In my country we love your country! We wish could be you! We may be crap country but we love America! (And that President Bush a superhot dude! And that Janet Reno that have is little cutie-petootie!) [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: I got an email!! Don't be offended....
Author: Scooby Goo [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:28:39 10/16/01 Tue I salute you! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: I am so outa here!
Author: OoeyGooey [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 21:03:11 10/16/01 Tue Let me get this straight. Stuff like "that" is ok to post here but I can't say anything about HER? I ain't stickin around here. You people are wacked! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]