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Subject: LOL... Author: No one [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 23:55:15 06/27/01 Wed An obsessed Goo fan hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the obsessive fan replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No silly!" the obsessive fan said, "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?", asked the Doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $5000.00 to get my teeth capped, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?", asked the Doctor. "Well, then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make the loudest noise, and I don't want to go deaf! I need to be able to hear my cds! "So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger." [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: LOL... Author: NUSANce [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 10:14:44 06/28/01 Thu Hi guys! I'm sure you have missed me tons, and I am so happy for all of you that we are back!! That was an awsome joke No one! (It was a joke, wasn't it?) But where in the heck did she get a boob job for $6,000? Could you please email me? [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: Re: LOL... Author: Lizzard Lady [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 12:25:04 06/28/01 Thu No One I would almost think that your "jokeing" about me, with that witty little quip, except for the fact that there is no way that anyone would consider me an "obsessive fan." I am the furthest thing from that. But you all know me so well, that I don't have to worry that ANY OF YOU THINK, that I could be considered obsessive about anything. Oh and NUSANce email me and I will hook you up with an amazing boob doc that can work out your bill in trade. He did quite a job on mine! Johnny Rzeznik's Unobsessive Lizzard Lady [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: LOL... Author: ~SparkleBaby~ [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 15:12:38 06/28/01 Thu OMG that is so aweful! But U didn't finish the story. Was her finger ok? [ Post a Reply to This Message ]