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Subject: Re: I hope you can help me!! Author: Scooby-Goo [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 19:40:09 07/16/01 Mon In reply to: No one 's message, "I hope you can help me!!" on 08:08:23 07/16/01 Mon I bet she'd look awful dorky in a scooby-suit! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: I hope you can help me!! Author: HonaluGoo [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06:16:45 07/17/01 Tue I couldn't find any links . . . but I figured this little joke might do the trick! Three women die together and go to heaven.... St. Peter says "We only have one rule... don't step on the ducks" They enter heaven and see ducks all over, almost impossible not to step on a duck. The first woman accidentally steps on one, and soon here comes St.Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw... St. Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly man forever" The next day the second woman steps on a duck... Sure enough, St.Peter comes with an ugly man and chains them together.... The third woman's name is A.F. and she is very careful, she goes months and doesn't step on any ducks. One day St. Peter comes with this gorgeous man... He chains them together and leaves without a word.... She remarks, "I wonder what I did to get this"? He says "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck" [ Post a Reply to This Message ]