File this one under "Never" -- Fair is Fair 2 (LOL!!)

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File this one under "Never"

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Date Posted: 07:45:27 05/25/01 Fri

I don't know if all of you have seen this commercial but everytime I see it.. I start hallucinating and the whole thing turns into being about me (imagine that!!) and I'm standing on a street corner(I have no idea why I'm standing on a street corner..LOL!!).. and it's late at night.. and all of a sudden this big old limo pulls up and the doors open up and inside is the Goo Goo Dolls.. and they ask me if I need a ride.... and I just can't decide whether or not I should go for it or not... and then I notice that Johnny is wearing these extremely tight (tight enough to cut off his circulation.. LOL!!) LEATHER PANTS!! (OH BABY!!)So I just hop right in.. leaving the rest of my family to stand there on the corner in the middle of the night.. and just as I am about to put my hand on Johnny's oh so tight, firm, LEATHER CLAD, muscular thigh....

and then I "snap out of it"

DAMN DAMN DAMN

Does this happen to any one else or am I the only one?
LOL!!

No one

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HonaluGoo
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Date Posted: 08:01:49 05/25/01 Fri

Oh No one . . . you cruck my arse! That is one of the best hallucinations I have ever heard! Do you think next time you could hallucinate me being there with you too?!LOL! It is funny you should bring up hallucinations . . . . . last night I went to see Coldplay and it was a really good show and all . . . but suddenly, I found myself looking at the very average looking leadsinger with baggy jeans on . . . and he morphed into Johnny wearing oh so tight leather pants! (What is with us and leather pants?!LOL!), and then, suddenly he had a cheesy girlfriend off to the side that he seemed to be singing directly to, almost ignoring us . . his FANS! Then I started to get really angry because he almost had his back turned to ME while he was singing and then . . . I snapped out of it too! Yea, I think next time I want to be in your Hallucination!

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NUSANce
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Date Posted: 08:52:11 05/25/01 Fri

Hello my daydreamin' friends! I must say I don't really HAVE to have those type of fantasies cuz my real life leaves not much to be desired, if you know what I mean! Of course you do! But I have to admit that I did have one moment in LaLa Land---I was e-mailing and calling and faxing and hounding my local LA radio station cuz I wanted them to give Fair is Fair a "shout out". I was obsessed with harassing them until I got satisfaction. Then, finally just to shut my ass up, then did it! They announced a "Hardy Hello" to all of the cool cats at Fair is Fair on the radio! Then -- I snapped out of it! Cuz I knew I would never really do anything that stupid!
SnUgGlEs!

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Author: MelanomaWoman [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:08:18 05/25/01 Fri I just luve bein a part of this bored, we are so mush alik! I have this fantasy abut my favorit skinsman! I dreem he is my guynocollegest and I have this turrible yest infektion and well if you want to no the rest you haf to email me! Or just join one of the maleinglist's I am on. We ARE just lik won big famly! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

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Author: Lizzard Lady [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 21:24:46 05/25/01 Fri I JUST CANT RELATE TO THIS TOPIC AT ALL. BUT I MUST SAY LEATHER MAKES MY BREASTS ENGORGE AND BECOME EXTREMELY SENSITIVE. HI ROBBY, HI JOHNNY, HI MIKE I KNOW YOU GUYS READ THIS BOARD AND AS YOU ALREADY KNOW, I THINK YOU GUYS ARE ABSOLUTELY TASTEY! MMMMMMM! RRRRRRRRR! LOVE YOU GUYS! JOHNNY RZEZNIK'S ENGORGED LIZZARD LADY [ Post a Reply to This Message ]