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Subject: Shit Howdy


Author:
Gomer the Loadie
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Date Posted: 18:51:56 05/05/01 Sat

Thanks little women for all the attention! It's great to be a dude! Let me think now, um, I don't think I have met any of you. Hold on. BRB. Gotta reload my bong.
Ahh, sigh, that's MUCH BETTER! ok, now what were we talking about? Me? Well, I'm about 6 ft 4 with blond hair and blue eyes. Used to email this little woman from another site for awhile. Thought I was in love, but she dumped me. So, another love song gone awry. I'm a hopeless romantic.

Well, as far as my favorite Goo, it would have to be Robby. He kicks ass on the bass. He's a guy's guy.

I guess I oughtta let you little Johnny lovers in on some stuff - we was at some concert in Colorado, and all in the head at the same time. Well, I got me some toilet paper that Missed the toilet from ole johnny boy. I didn't put it up for auction on Ebay as I thought I'd meet some of you gals here who might want it. So you tell me who deserves it the most.

Hope to see or meet some of you real soon.
; )
Gomer the Loadie

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Author:
Scooby-Goo
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Date Posted: 20:20:28 05/05/01 Sat

I KNOW i know you. You have a wallet on a chain, huh? Just how did you hook up with here? Only the coolest manage to make it here...

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Author:
Gomer the Loadie
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Date Posted: 13:09:17 05/06/01 Sun

ok Ok, little ladies, calm down...there's enough toilet paper to go around. Just send me your address and I will send it to you. No One, Honey, you have my email Address, so I am allowing you to give it to everyone else so they too may share in the toilet paper giveaway.
what better way to share in YourAss than free toilet paper?

And, Yes, I do have a wallet on a chain. I also have a Harley that needs fixin and plenty of car engines to work on.

A guy has to do something with his hands, and free time!

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[> Subject: Re: Shit Howdy


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No one
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Date Posted: 22:32:19 05/05/01 Sat

I call dibbs on it!! that will go great framed and hung up in my kitchen next to the phone.. and then when I am talking to my boring relatives long distance, I can just look at that and think about where it's been and I won't care what my mom tells me I should really be doing with my life. Nothing else will matter.. and it may help me with my diet.. maybe. So that's kewl, and MelanomaWoman, you were right.. it really pays to be online 24/7 like you... who cares if I called in sick from work so that I could join you all in a chat on a Saturday night. Who needs a job anyway... LOL!! I have you guys and that's what REALLY matters.

thanks Gomer.. you rock.. unless you don't give it to me.. then I will call you an indian giver and post it, where everyone and their dog.. or hamster.. can read it.

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