Re: Topical of the day -- Fair is Fair 2 (LOL!!)

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Re: Topical of the day

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No one

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Date Posted: 13:01:44 05/09/01 Wed
In reply to: No one 's message, "Topical of the day" on 07:42:38 05/09/01 Wed

I would smile and sit down next to them in the booth, while explaining to them that I AM their biggest fan and how I deserve to be recognized publicly for that!! I would then just "happen" to spill my bloody mary on one of them. And then gracefully offer to pay to have the stained item of clothing dry cleaned..
(hopefully johnny is wearing leather pants that day!!) :P~~~~
and then I would exchange phone numbers and adresses with all of them because they would realize by looking at me that they are in no danger at all of being stalked by me....
(I am just that cool looking.. lucky me!!)
and then they would buy me lunch and offer to write a song about me.

I think that just about covers it.. for now.
*wink wink*
No one

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Re: Topical of the day

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HonaluGoo
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Date Posted: 13:10:22 05/09/01 Wed

OMG!!!!! No One . . this is the perfect question for ME! Because it actually happened! (Except I was drinking a cosmpopolitan!). So . . I used my compact mirror to get the black stuff out of my teeth, and then continued using it to spy on what they were all doing behind me. I then pulled out my secrety 'hear what people are talking about at another table' gadget to listen in on their conversation. I whipped out my cell phone and had them paged, when I could see that they had left the table to answer their page, I quiety . . . carefully . . . strolled by their table, dropping a dab of Libitizone (for you All My Children Viewers!) into each of their drinks. Well . . when they returned from their false page and drank up . . I made sure I was the next person they saw . . . and . . . well, let's just say it is a day that will live on in my memory . . . and on . . . and on . . . !

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