Re: Happy Mother's Day! -- Fair is Fair 2 (LOL!!)

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Re: Happy Mother's Day!

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Lizzard Lady

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Date Posted: 15:55:48 05/13/01 Sun
In reply to: Scooby-Goo 's message, "Happy Mother's Day!" on 09:34:00 05/13/01 Sun

ATTENTION EVERYONE,
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU ALL WHAT A GREAT MOM I HAD. I OWE HER EVERYTHING AFTER ALL SHE CREATED ME AND WITHOUT ME THE WORLD WOULD JUST BE SOOOO BORING AND UGLY. SHE MADE SURE THAT I HAD THE CONFIDENCE THAT I HAVE TODAY. SHE INSTILLED IN ME A GRACIOUSNESS THAT IS VISIBLE TO ANYONE THAT LOOKS AT ME. SHE SACRIFICED AND SCRAPED SO THAT I COULD HAVE THE BEST NAME BRAND THINGS WHILE SHE WORE STUFF FROM GOODWILL. SHE MADE SURE I HAD ALL THE COOL TOYS AND WENT TO A GREAT SCHOOL WHILE SHE WORKED TWO JOBS AND MENDED CLOTHES IN HER SPARE TIME. SHE WAS SUCH A GREAT MOM,
UNTILL SHE MARRIED HER HUSBAND WHO CONVINCED HER THAT SHE DESERVED NICE THINGS TOO. HE RUINED HER FOR ME. I HATE HIM. I HAVENT TALKED TO HER SINCE THEN. BUT I REMEMBER THE WAY SHE WAS BEFORE SHE STOPPED SUPPORTING ME AND MY DONNA KARAN ADDICTION AND I STILL LOVE THAT WOMAN.

MOM IF YOU'RE READING THIS PLEASE LEAVE HIM AND COME BACK TO ME! I KNOW I AM IN MY FORTIES BUT YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME, AND YOU OWE IT TO ME! AND I NEED SOME NEW CLOTHES.

JOHNNY RZEZNIK'S LIZZARD LADY

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