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Subject: Are you ready?


Author:
Scooby-Goo
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Date Posted: 13:43:49 03/14/01 Wed

With only weeks between us and that special day i am considering a few things. I really want to look my best so that all the guys will want ME. I am consulting a cosmetic surgeon because, well, to be honest my butt is just a little on the big side. I'm thinking of liposuction , just a couple of quarts off each cheek.-Then i got this great idea!!! ( don't be jealous girls ) im going to have some of it pumped into my lips!!!! Guys love chicks with big lips! Oh and maybe with the leftovers, they can pump up my boobs! Yeah the more i think about it the better it sounds! You guys will still hang with me won't you? I don't want to jepardize our beutiful freindships. Let me know what your gonna wear so we don't clash okay? Huggies to my bestest friends!!!! We need to chat!!!!

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[> Subject: Re: Are you ready?


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No one
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Date Posted: 14:54:49 03/15/01 Thu

Well, I hate to burst your proverbial bubble, (your one of my best buds!!) but oh well, it can't be helped. I will be the envy of you all!!(you can bet your ass on that!!)You all thought I have been sick and hacking up chunks of my lungs, but that was just a ruse!!LOL!!Crafty old me, went and had a total body and face job!!I just got the bandages off so I am now able to be back "online", and I can't wait to show myself off.. I ROCK!! I will be adding the new me to the picture page later this evening so you all can look forward to that. I have missed you guys so much but it couldnt be helped seeing as how my eyes were swollen shut and all. Everyone needs to tell me what's been going on in the wack world of Goo fans!! Love the new smilies.. this one looks most like me!! LOL!! My eyes are still a little black!!

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[> [> Subject: Re: Yes I'm ready!!


Author:
HonaluGoo
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Date Posted: 09:53:13 03/16/01 Fri

Since you are all being so honest about your "enhancements" for the luncheon, I must come clean as well. I don't know if you guys saw the Barbi Twins on 20/20 the other night, but . . . . . well, let's just say they are really triplets. Yes, I am the shunned black sheep of the family, the third Barbi triplet. My sisters still won't talk to me ever since we all went in for our plastic surger together. Unbenonced to them, I had my boob AND lips done even BIGGER then theirs and they were consumed with jealousy. I hope you, my friends, will still love me when we finally meet at the big event. That you won't get sucked up into my the huge entities that are my lips, or lost in the mountainous region that are my breast . . . . or hate me when Johnny picks me to be his lunch date! LOL!

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[> Subject: You tell me!!


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No one
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Date Posted: 22:09:13 03/15/01 Thu

Go ahead and check out all the work I had done!! It's really gonna work!! I added my picture to our picture page!!
LOOOOOOK!!

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[> Subject: Oops!!


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No one
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Date Posted: 22:15:01 03/15/01 Thu

Sorry about that link.. I guess the Doctors did a little brain restructuring on me while I was in having my procedures done. Anything worth doing is worth doing all the way!! LOL!! Just go to the link at the bottom of this board.. the "LOL!!*wink wink*" one.. and find the pictures page.. it's on the first page!! After all I deserve to be first!!

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[> [> Subject: Re: Oops!!


Author:
Scooby-Goo
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Date Posted: 13:30:22 03/16/01 Fri

OH-MY-GAWD!!!! NoOne!!!! you look eggsackly like her! Did you bring in a pic or what? I can't wait to see Johnny's eyes when he sees you. If he brings her ( wait a minute she always insists on edging her way in, according to other board reports ) anyway he will become sooo confused. Maybe you should stalk her and find out what she is wearing so that he won't be able to tell the difference! Maybe we could all BE that way!!! WHOA can you believe the ramifications? - But me and HonaluGoo will have to do something about our humongous, pendulous breasts. Geez this luncheon is becoming alot of work...

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[> Subject: Re: Are you ready?


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No one
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Date Posted: 14:24:33 03/26/01 Mon

I am not ready!! I can't believe this.. I had all that plastic surgery done and now he has moved on to this Monica Bellucci chick.. He's gonna see me and .. I don't know what he will do.. I can always dye my hair dark brown but what am I gonna do about my boobs!! They are all wrong!! Someone help me think of what I can do.. and hurry, times counting down!!

Love you guys..
a very freaking out No one!!

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