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Ripped Girdle
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Date Posted: 15:19:23 01/22/01 Mon
>>>>>>>Okay we neeeeeeed something to lighten the mood
>>>>>around
>>>>>>>here. I just hate it when people try to ruin our
>>>>fun!
>>>>>>>Let's not let them do that! So here goes, a
>game!!
>>>>>>>yeah! LOL
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I will start it off, with this, I will describe a
>>>>fan
>>>>>>>action and you tell me the band reaction! (I
>don't
>>>>>>>know why, I just love this game!)
>>>>>>>>Fan: while "kicking it" in the lobby of the
>hotel
>>>>>>>where her favorite band is staying, spies the
>lead
>>>>>>>singer comeing out of the elevator! She runs up
>to
>>>>>the
>>>>>>>lead singer and screams his name at the top of
>her
>>>>>>>lungs and then proceeds to pull his hair out as a
>>>>>>>souvenir.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Okay, let me see...How about...The lead
>singer
>>>>>>then unzips his pants ( GASP - scared you didn't
>i!
>>>)
>>>>>>and says, "Here have some pubes too, after all you
>>>do
>>>>>>own me!"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>OUCH!!!! LOL!! So Scooby, what's next? It's still
>>>your
>>>>>turn!! You go girl!
>>>>
>>>>Hmmmm, How about the fan-girl who works her way to
>>>>front and center of the concert and then begins to
>>>>hold up a large sign that says " I LOVE YOU SUGAR
>>>>RAY!" and then the next band comes on and she fold
>>the
>>>>paper in half and writes "I LOVE YOU EMERSON!" and
>>>>then the goos come on and she folds the paper again,
>>(
>>>>it's now about 3X5") and writes "I LOVE YOU JOHNNY!"
>>>>Feeling dejected ( and a little ripped off - after
>>>>all, she did spend $20.50 to see them all ) She
>>>>decides to get back to her favorite board ( cause
>she
>>>>knows she won't be deleted there! ) and tell
>everyone
>>>>how the show sucked because Johnny didn't pay any
>>>>attention to her and he actually had the nerve to
>let
>>>>his girlfriend stand and enjoy herself at the side
>of
>>>>the stage!
>>>
>>>That one is sooo easy!! LOL!!
>>>
>>>band guy: (makes a note to bring his girlfriend to
>>>everyshow, and have her hand him drinks and
>>>ciggarettes!)
>>>
>>>Next..
>>>
>>>Fan: After seeing the bands tour bus going down the
>>>highway, decides to follow them all the way across
>the
>>>country. Stopping at every store they stop at and
>>>"coincidentally" running into them every five
>minutes.
>>>
>>>Band:?
>>
>>Oh oh oh, I know this one! After all, I LIVED IT!
>>
>>Band: Convinces less attractive
>>members/keyboardists/guys named Dave Shulz to occupy
>>the obsessive fan while surveilance cameras take
>>close-up pictures. These are distributed amongst the
>>band members, and security is notified to shoot on
>>sight. :)
>>
>>I LOVE YOU ALL! HUGS!!
>
>Okay now ripped, it's still your turn!! Give us
>something to guess about!
>
>Fan: ?
OH MY GOD NO ONE I FORGOT! I'M SO SO SO SO SORRY!! WILL YOU EVER FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE ME? I'm gonna cry!!
Fan: After a sexually-frustrating concert in which the lead singer of the band had his girlfriend at the side of the stage, fan trudges back to message board with her heart in her hand and bawls her eyes out to anyone stupid enough to listen. She then pretends to have "connections" with the Goos' management, and starts spreading rumors about the singer's break-up with his girlfriend.
Band: ?
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