Subject:  ~*~ ATTN: I HAVE INSIDE CONNECTIONS! ~*~ |
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Date Posted: 09:19:48 01/24/01 Wed
In reply to:
HonaluGoo
's message, "My Invitation to "GGD Fan's Brunch"" on 13:06:52 01/22/01 Mon
Okay, so because I am the coolest and most loveable hot babe in the world, I have inside connections! I can't tell you what kind of connections, but all you that know me, know that whatever I say is true! Please, keep this amungst yourselves. I have in my hand right now the official Fan Luncheon Day Itinerary!
( actually it's just my itinerary )
and I will share a few of the highlights with you now.
6:00 a.m. wake up early.
( because we are all perky, peppy, happy, horney women )
6:10 a.m. giggle and clap and hug
6:30 a.m. decide what WISPY/ROMANTIC/MIDDLEAGED outfit we are gonna wear!
8:00 a.m. giggle and clap and hug
8:10 a.m. get dressed
9:00 a.m. go see Niagara Falls
9:45 a.m. look at the falls, hate the cold wet spray, complain that it's gonna frizz hair!
10:00 a.m. head back to Buffalo!!
10:45 a.m. get back to hotel
10:50 a.m. giggle and clap and hug!
11:00 a.m. change wet clothes and redry hair
12:00 p.m. rush over to the restaurant, ask the person sitting at the "head" of the table to move, because you deserve to sit there! Being there first is irrelevant, after all, YOU do have connections.
12:02 p.m. wonder where that damn waiter is.
12:05 p.m. start talking loudly so that EVERYONE in the restaurant can hear me, (lord knows they all want to and if they don't they should!)
12:07 p.m. orders a Lemondrop Martini!!
12:09 p.m. gets really mad when the waiter has no idea what that is.
12;10 p.m. describes loudly and in great detail how to make a lemondrop martini, so that everyone can tell what a great and gracious fan really is.
12:15 gets out of chair, jumps up and down clapping and giggling!!
12:30 p.m. orders another lemondrop martini and tells the waiter to keep em coming!
1:00 p.m. eats a little salad but that's it because everyone is on a diet.
1:30 p.m. wonders why the FUCK aren't the Goo's coming!
2:00 p.m. grabs one of the event coordinators by the neck and repeatedly asks them if they emailed an edited copy of "the plan" to the Goo's.
2:15 p.m. watches everyone else giggle and clap and hug.
2:30 p.m. everyone heads out to Broadway St.
2:50 p.m. sits in the car and watches everyone giggle and clap and hug.
3:00 p.m. everyone heads to the corner of Clark and Kent.
3:10 p.m. everyone gets out of the car, breathes deeply and jumps up and down giggling and clapping!
3:15 p.m. everyone stands there and absorbs the atmostphere.
4:00 p.m. goes and gets another couple of bottles of Belvedere.
4:50 p.m. heads over to the Continental to go have some more drinks.
5:00 p.m. can't believe the Goo's ever played in a dive like this.
6:00 p.m. Giggles and claps and staggers around.
7:00 p.m. pisses and moans about how the Goo's, if they really cared about their fans, would have shown up.
9:00 p.m. heads over to go see Lance Diamond play.
9:30 p.m. finds out this is Lance's weekend off.
9:35 p.m. giggle and claps
9:40 p.m. decides to go check out C.O. Jones
10:10 p.m. wonders why the hell Dave isnt playing in the band.
10:12 p.m. starts to rain
I am done typing this. The rest will just have to be a surprise.
OH WAIT!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~NEWS FLASH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
MY INSIDE CONNECTION HAS JUST INFORMED ME THAT THE GOO'S WILL, I REPEAT ~~~~~WILL~~~~ BE THERE!!! AND TO MAKE IT ONE HUNDERD TIMES BETTER THAN THAT, JOHNNY JUST BROKE UP WITH ADRIENNE AND HAS SEEN A PICTURE OF ME AND IS GONNA ASK ME TO MARRY HIM! I HAVE TO GO NOW AND DYE MY HAIR AND LOOSE FIFTY POUNDS SO THAT I LOOK KIND OF LIKE THAT PICTURE I SENT IN FROM STAR SHOTS.
~!~NO ONE~!~
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