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Date Posted: 17:47:10 07/22/03 Tue
Author: Sir....for now
Subject: A Brief Interlude

(Scene opens on the darkened room of "Sir," He has on a black mask concealing his identity to all. Sherri Cucumber is nervously awaiting the interview. Dressed in dark blue Levi's Jeans, a grey turtleneck sweater, and white sneakers, she is eyeing his body's markings, when he speaks.)

"Sir:" Something troubling you, Miss Cucumber?

Sherri: Well, "Sir," I was just noticing your affinity for dragons. They are on your tights, as well as that rather large tattoo on your right arm. May I ask how you got the scar on the other arm? (She cringes as "Sir" gets into her face.)

"Sir:" Bar fight. Now, onto your observation, Miss Cucumber. Indeed I have always had a fascination with dragons. They are noble and honorable creatures. And if you piss them off, you end up BURNING!! Now, I heard DeSante discuss me briefly, and I understand about not harming cameramen. However, that little shit deserved it, for rifling through my personal items in that room! Now, I see a lot of guys, DeSante included, wanting to burn each other on Monday Night Glory. And me without my marshmallows! If I am who Jim Logan eluded to in his last interview before the Ft. Worth taping, then backup has INDEED arrived, "Strike Eagle." The only question is, backup for who?

Sherri: Now, Glory happens in a week's time, "Sir." Question is, will you be in attendance?

"Sir:" I'll be around on Glory, Miss Cucumber. I might be in the rafters, I might be in the crowd. Hell, I might just enter myself into a match come Glory!! Point is, you will not know where I'll show up come Glory, but you will know when I am in the house!! Now leave, or suffer a fearful surprise! (Places his hand on a lever, as Sherri backs up to the right spot.)

Sherri: Okay, "Sir," but just one last question? That lever you're gripping.... what is it for? ("Sir" chuckles evilly.)

"Sir:" My dear, I thought you'd never ask!! (He pulls the lever towards him, and Sherri Cucumber drops through a trap door, screaming all the way down. The cameraman nervously pans to the man, who is snickering to himself.) You, cameraman, I like. With a name like Blarg, you HAVE to be cool! Now, DeSante, take note that I did not harm Sherri, just dropped her through my Dump Chute. She should have a rough landing, but should still be alright. I shall unmask for you now, HWA, so you know why No One Is Safe!! ("Sir" unmasks, revealing a face none have seen outside of a prison cell in a long time. The expression is as evil as any that have come before him. He steps into the light, showing his face more clearly.) Remember this face, HWA! Because it is the face of the new Katalyst himself, Steve Roberts!!!! And as I have said before, No One Is Safe, and the fires will burn beautifully come Glory!! (He laughs to himself, as he shares a beer with Blarg. FTB)

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