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Date Posted: 00:17:31 07/30/03 Wed
Author: "Outlaw" James West
Subject: Ridin' dirty...

(scene opens inside of Ronnie's Navigator, where we find West on the speakerphone, riding through the city)

JW: Hey, what's the deal with this dude I gotta beat up on Monday?

Voice: Get this, he's a 7 foot luchador(laughing)

JW: You gotta be shittin me? (laughing)

V: No joke. I just saw the dude wrestle in a house show, and he is one funny mf'er.

JW: Well I'll be damned. A 7 foot masked luchador. This should be interesting.

V: You should have an easy time with him, he looks like a straight scrub. I'll holla

JW: Aight, peace kid. (hangs up phone)

So the secret is out. A masked wannabe Rey Mysterio. You better have swallowed the little guy when you face me, cause I wouldn't mind whipping you senseless. Maybe then you'll become a real wrestler instead of this crap you're doing now. Anyway, I got too much going on to be bothered with the likes of you. Show up, take your beating, and quit. Posse out....

(West speeds up on the interstate and turns up the music as we fade to black)

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