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Date Posted: 22:40:06 08/06/03 Wed
Author: "Strike Eagle" Jim Logan
Subject: Two Devils, Two little B@#tches, do the math.

(Camera fades in on Humperdinks bar and grill in Dallas, Texas. In the usual post work, happy hour of drinking, talk, smoking and television, we find Jim Logan in his guest booth. With a big cuban cigar lit on his right hand, Jim reclines with a bottle of Absolut Vodka.)

Jim: Whats going on guys n gals. I see now that the nitty gritty has been handled. And now my army is no longer being taken as a joke. Last night, we conqered and destroyed our opponents. Former HWA champion, Captain Fear was destroyed by my protege. DeSante proves why he is without a doubt, a devil with the name. Stevo came through last night, and destroyed Agony and Kahuna. Out with the old and in with the new. We will decide who and what goes on here in HWA. I bet people are crapping in their pants now.

Most notibly, the soon to be ex tag team champions, Ronnie Dreamer-McNeil and James West. God that sounds like a bad western movie. I hate westerns. You guys days as champions, is now offically over. I hope your counting the days, because new HWA tag team champions have offically arrived and we are here to collect titles. I know its a non title match. But after we beat your asses, we'll be number one contenders for those belts.

Lets look at it from a promotional perspective. You got the Perfect Devil. The man who has allied and fought against me. A man who's quite simply, the Franchise. The people love him. Then you got me. My career stands above everyone elses. You mention my name, they know I am. And you put those two together. The same two guys who ran roughshot through both Drew Templar's/Warhammer's HWA and Mickey Knox's ACWF. Quite simply, the best most cohesive unit. That in itself, has got people talkin.

Then you got two losers from god knows where, who has not had a true tag team challengers, and won their tag team titles from absolute nobodies. Do you see a pattern? The idiots cheer for them, because they are being marketed as champions. But unfortunately for you two, marketing can only get u so far. Eventually, when a champion wants a title, he takes it.

Now DeSante and I are the hottest ticket in HWA. We have so much history, there is nothing these jokers can do. Ronnie, I've hope you been watching. Every opponent I've been with recently, I've destroyed. West, you picked the the wrong time to get buddy buddy with your brother. Because as far I'm concerned, your guilty by association.

So I hope you guys are ready, because we will destroy you. I will finally have my revenge against this false champion, McNeil. I will take away the gold around his waist. Then I will hurt him some more, like I always do. By hurting his brother too.

I want you to think bout that Ronnie and James. DeSante and Logan. Two devils with no compromise and no deals. You deal with the devil and you always get burned. Fate as a funny way of paying back fakers.

Then you two will be exposed as the frauds you are. I'm not going to make no bones bout it. I'm so jacked for this match, that I feel it in blood. I know that DeSante and I will put a hurting, that both of you will never recover.

DeSante, I want you to promise me. Lets beat these clowns within an inch the hospital, then send them to the emergency room! Lets become number one contenders and take away their gold and show them what real fighters are made of.

Gentlemen, Jim Logan is rollin the dice. McNeil... West...

Take your chances, but don't bet on yourselves this week.

Cus this week...

DeSante and Logan is the bank, and the house always wins.

(Jim smokes his cigar and reclines as camera fades out.)

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