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Date Posted: 13:35:52 08/07/03 Thu
Author: "The Katalyst" Steve Roberts
Subject: Bladerunner, Come and Get Me!

(Scene opens in a nice penthouse apartment, somewhere in Dallas, Texas. Inside, we see Steve Roberts, "The Katalyst," looking around at the beautiful items around, on the walls. Then he focuses his attention on the most beautiful piece of art in the place.....his woman, Lilith. She has on a pair of skin tight, red leather pants, with a split in them from the calf down. Her feet are in black high heels, and she has on a matching red skin tight leather midriff top. Her hair is down, and she greets her man with a kiss. They then both turn to the cameraman and Sherri Cucumber, who is dressed in blue LEI hip huggers, tan sandals, and a yellow sleeveless midriff, her hair in a ponytail.)

Lilith: May we help you, Sherri?

Steve: Yeah, we're kinda involved with something here.

Sherri: Well, I was sent by HWA to get a few words from you, about Monday's Glory, and about your opponent, Roberts.

Lilith: Well, I shall handle the actions Steve took on Monday. You see, as I said when we were chosen to fire Agony and Kahuna, C.E.O. Mister Ash and I had a discussion. He was very displeased with those two men and their performances as of late in the HWA. Steve was trying to get into HWA, so I said that for Steve to get in, we'd take care of those two rejects, and he said yes.

Sherri: And as for his attack on The Mysterious One at the beginning of the show?

Lilith: Well, everybody needs a little fun once in a while, right? (Lilith & Steve laugh.)

Sherri: Now Steve, this coming Glory, your first official opponent is Bladerunner. Your thoughts?

Steve: (scoffs.) Please, that guy is old news. I see his name, and the first thing I think of is Why hasn't Harrison Ford sued him over that name? Yeah, I'm sure you've heard that joke a million times, but come Glory, you're stepping into the ring with me, and as you saw by my actions, I am one mean motherf&@$er!! You don't believe me? Ask The Mysterious One, wherever he went off to. Ask Lord Agony, ask The Big Kahuna. Those two are standing in line at the unemployment offices, courtesy of me and my Lilith! But Monday Night Glory is where you become The First, Bladerunner, but most certainly not the last.

And as far as my compatriots go. Jim, Santiago, kudos on kicking asses and taking names. Oh, and Karma, that picnic pun was funny. (Grins as he chomps on a cigar.) Now that we have answered your questions, Sherri, you need to leave.

Sherri: (smirking confidently.) Too bad there isn't a trap door you can drop me down this time, Steve.

Lilith: Who says? (Lilith walks over to a console on the wall, and presses a button. Immediately, the doormat Sherri is standing on gives way, and she drops through it, screaming, "Not Again!" as Lilith and Steve laugh at her, as scene fades to black.)

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