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Subject: The New Pastor

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Pam

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Date Posted: 03:44:47 01/31/03 Fri
In reply to: Linda 's message, "JOKES AND RIDDLES" on 00:45:26 01/04/03 Sat

The new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home,
but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
He took out a card, wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back and
stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the
following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.
Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up
in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid
for I was naked."

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Subject	Author	Date
The New Pastor	Linda	06:02:49 02/01/03 Sat