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Subject: Joke


Author:
Ray Davis
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Date Posted: Sat, Jan 31 2004, 5:13:20

Noah in his Ark awoke one morning to find that the Ark had developed a terrible list, after much searching they discovered the reason, the bull had developed a severe case of the runs, which was causing the list. So Noah and his sons shovelled the offending effluent out of the ark and it took them several days to move it all. When they finished, they found that they had formed a small island with the bulls droppings; and, it’s a little known fact that 2000 years later Christopher Columbus discovered it and named it America.

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