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Date Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2003, 11:28:23
In reply to:
Liz
's message, "Re: Not far in the future" on Fri, Nov 14 2003, 11:26:31
>>Maybe not so far fetched
>>
>>Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I
>>have your order?"
>>.
>>Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
>>.
>>Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number
>>first, Sir?"
>>.
>>Customer: "It's eh..., hold on....6102049998-45-54610"
>>.
>>Operator : "OK... you're... Mr. Sheehan and you're
>>calling from 17 Meadow
>>Drive. Your home number is 494 2366, your office 745
>>2302 and your mobile is 014 266 2566. Would you like
>>to have the delivery made to 17 Meadow
>>Drive?
>>.
>>Customer: "Yes, how did you get all my phone numbers?"
>>.
>>Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
>>.
>>Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
>>.
>>Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
>>.
>>Customer: "How come?"
>>.
>>Operator : "According to your medical records, you
>>have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol
>>level Sir"
>>.
>>Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
>>.
>>Operator : "Try our Low Fat Soybean Yogurt
>>Pizza.You'll like it"
>>.
>>Customer: "How do you know for sure?" Operator : "You
>>borrowed a book
>>entitled "Popular Soybean Yogurt Dishes" from the
>>National Library
>>last
>>week Sir"
>>.
>>Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized
>>ones then, how
>>much will that cost?
>>
>>
>>Operator : "That should be enough for your family of
>>10, Sir. The total is $ 49.99
>>.
>>Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
>>.
>>Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir.
>>Your credit card is over the limit and you're owing
>>your bank $3720.55 since October last year"
>>.
>>Operator : "That's not including the late payment
>>charges on your housing loan Sir.
>>.
>>Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood
>>ATM and withdraw Some cash before your guy arrives"
>>.
>>Operator : "You can't do that Sir. Based on the
>>records, you've reached your daily limit on machine
>>withdrawal today"
>>.
>>Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have
>>the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
>>.
>>Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't
>>wait you can always come and collect it on your
>>motorcycle..."
>>.
>>Customer: " What the..?"
>>.
>>Operator : "According to the details in system, you
>>own a Harley,...registration number E1123..."
>>.
>>Customer: "@#%/$@&?#"
>>.
>>Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember
>>on 15th July 1987 You were convicted of using abusive
>>language to a policeman...
>>.
>>Customer:( Speechless)
>>.
>>Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
>>.
>>Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving
>>me that 3 free bottles of Pepsi as advertised?"
>>.
>>Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your
>>records you're also
>>diabetic....... " !!!!
>>
>>--
>>Life is glorious! Live it to the fullest!
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