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Date Posted: 23:16:48 05/11/04 Tue
Author: Silk
Subject: Hey, I haven't seen either so let me take a shot at the 45 minutes of dialogue . . .
In reply to: The Rhino 's message, "Aw man, that's not fair to Chuck Norris!!!" on 17:02:52 05/07/04 Fri

Bride: So you would be Bill.
Bill: I would be.
Bride: You don't look like a Bill.
Bill: No?
Bride: No.
Bill: What should a Bill look like?
Bride: I knew a kid in pre-school . . . use to rub my head into sand at the sandlot. His name was Bill. He looked like a Bill.
Bill: But I don't(?).
Bride: No.
Bill: William, perhaps?
Bride (thinks about it): No . . . You see, William is an older man, a distinguished man, with graying hair and wearing a suit.
Bill: Thus I disappoint.
Bride: You'll do.
Bill: Do? For what?
Bride: To kill.
Bill: Have you considered your transposing your animosity toward that younger Bill, that one who rubbed your head in the sand in the sandlot, upon me.
Bride: You did kill my family.
Bill: What's in a family?
Bride: What indeed?
Bill: Thus we reach a kernel of underlying hatred for a misfortune suffered many years ago.
Bride: And all but forgotten.
Bill: It's our childhood experiences which shape the adults we become . . .

Okay, I give up. I guess I could keep this up for 45 minutes' worth, but does anybody really want that?

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