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Date Posted: 17:52:49 01/02/03 Thu
Author: THE LYRICAL M.D
Subject: FREESTYLE- OPEN BATTLE CALL!!!!

I go by the alias
Mental Dynamite
My rhymes heterosexual ass tight
Yours just trite
I’m anti- Mike Tyson nigga
I never bite
My game reaches stratospheric heights
I’m 200 proof
You just Coors Light
I command this mic
Like General Dwight
Eisenhower
God like flow is my super power
As I bust you cower
My lyrical abilities have bloomed lika flower
I make mediocre MC’s crumble like Twin Towers
Got so much stamina
TLC calls me the 3 hour
Man
Yo, I gas these green MC’s lika German
I’m flaming hot
My lips be burnin’
As I spit these verse’s lika Sherman
Tank
Smoke you like cheap gank
My vocab bank boundless
You just stank
Why do you wanna battle?
You destined to walk the plank
I rank as the supreme being
MC king of the ring
The only ring your king of
Is the one around yer neck
Attackin you relentless lika Tyrannosaurus Rex
I only make sweet love to the mic
Never meaningless sex
You seem vexed
My words musta crushed your cerebral cortex
When I flexed
My verbal biceps
You praying I don’t catch you in my spec’s next
SORRY
Gotta put you on stage like I was Maury
Now let’s analyze your story
Claiming your hard
When you still send Hallmark cards
To your 1st grade teach?
BITCH PLEASE
You softer than jell-o
Rockin dorkier shit than Bill Huxtable
Claiming you spit mad flow?
WHOA!
Are you crazy???
Ya grammatically dysfunctional
Ya got less vocab than Ahab
Got leg’s
As you can see
I play weak MC’s like Primal Rage
On Super Nitendo
I suggest you lay low
And get the fuck out the freestyle circle
Your sorry ass couldn’t even hang with Erkel

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