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Date Posted: 18:01:25 01/02/03 Thu
Author: MENTAL D
Subject: FREESTYLE # 3-OPEN BATTLE CALL

Yo, if we was Marvin’s
You’d be Southpark’s Starvin’
I’d be Gaye
With an E
Cause the breezy’s
Drop they panties
Instantly
With me
Only go for the ones that smell
Lika fresh summers breeze
Bet ya wishin’ to a genie
To be granted mad skillz like these
I’m the big dog
You just a flea
I’m kinda like a Calvin Klein slogan-
The B-Boy that just B’s
You suck so much dick
You need some pads for them knees
Your rhymes stale like government cheese
The only girl’s you get
More butch than Thelma and Louise
I get exotic ladies
From Cali to the West Indies
While you stare at obese broads workin’ at Wendy’s
Bet the last time you held a breast was at KFC
Call me George
Cause I laid out the entire cherry tree
I make love connections like Chuck Woolrey
Girls like
“Jesse good to the last drop like Maxwell’s Coffee”
Cause I’m sweet and medium brown
Women servin’ me like they was Mickey D’s
I’m the next generation like Pepsi
Your rhymes sugar coated like Hershey’s
My with quicker than a Pentium 5 PC
Even hater’s agree
I’m the paragon of MC’s
Cause they steal my shit like they was Yogi
My vocabulary
And metaphor’s go from here to infinity
I slay wack MC’s like I was Buffy
Massacre em’ like Carrie
Choke em’ like Spree
While audiences guzzles my rips
Like they last name was Mcgee
I’m charming intelligent
You just nerdy
A lyrical baby
Put you back in the nursery
You in shock of my wordy versatility
Verb diversity
You got the audacity
To step to me
You watch to much MTV wanna-be MC
I ain’t even black
But my rhymes still to black for BET
Cause its to pop for me
Your lyrics worse than Britney’s
You just got laid out
By Mental D
hip hops brilliant brown warrior
coming at you like Bruce Lee

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