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Date Posted: 13:40:13 04/11/03 Fri
Author: JJ
Subject: fast easy money

If you need money try this�it works�I found you didn�t I? :)

TURN $6.00 INTO $6,000!!! IT'S SIMPLE AND IT'S LEGAL AND IT�S HONEST!!!!!!!

AND IT WORKS!

I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it a little
while back, I was browsing through news groups just like you are right now
and came across an article similar to this saying that you could make
thousands of dollars within weeks with only an initial investment of
$6.00!!

So I thought yeah right! This must be a scam--but like most of
us, I was curious, so I kept reading. Anyway it said that you send one
dollar to each of the six names and addresses stated in the article. You
then place your own name and address on the bottom of the list at number
six and post the article to at least 200 newsgroups. (there are thousands and thousands) No catch--that was it. Everyone who responds knows what they are doing�they are paying you $1 to add their name to your list�nothing dishonest. So after talking to a few people and thinking it over I decided to give it a try. What have I got to lose except 6 stamps and $6.00 right? Then I invested the measly six dollars. WELL GUESS WHAT!!! Within 7 days, I started getting money in the mail!!! I was shocked. I thought it was going to stop but it just kept coming�but I was wrong!

In my first week I made $25.00. By the end of the second week I had $900.00.
In the end of the third week I made $5,000.00!!! It's still growing right
now. This is now my fourth week and I have made a total of just over
$38,000.00! and it's still coming in rapidly. This is certainly worth
$6.00 and 6 stamps. I have spent more than that on the lottery!!

Let me tell you how this works and most importantly why it works� (also make sure that you print a copy of this article NOW so you can get the information
off of it as you need it. I promise you that if you follow the directions
exactly, that you will start making more money than you possibly thought
just by doing something so easy!!)

SUGGESTION: READ THIS ENTIRE MESSAGE CAREFULLY
(Print it out or copy it) Follow the simple directions and
watch the money come in! It's easy. It's legal. It is not dishonest. And your investment is only $6.00 (plus postage)

IMPORTANT: This is not a rip off; it is not indecent; it is not illegal; and it is virtually no risk - it really works!!!!! If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive extraordinary dividends. PLEASE NOTE: please follow these
directions exactly and $50,000 or more can be yours in 20 to 60 days.
This program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of
the participants. *Please continue its success by carefully adhering to
the instructions.*

You will now become a part of the mail order business.
In this business your product is not solid and tangible, it's a service.
You are in the business of developing a mailing list. Many large
corporations are happy to pay big bucks for quality list. However, the
money made from the mailing list is secondary to the income, which is made
from people like you and me asking to be included to that list. Here are
the four steps to success:

STEP 1: Get 6 separate pieces of paper write the
following on each piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST (and include your name and address)" Now get 6 U.S. 1 dollar bills and place ONE inside EACH of the six pieces of paper so the bill will not be seen through the envelope to prevent thievery. (Remember to wrap the $1 bill in the note to prevent mail theft.) Next place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes and seal them. MAKE SURE THERE ARE ENOUGH STAMPS ON YOUR ENVELOPES. You should now have 6 sealed envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase your name and address and a $1.00 bill. What you are doing is asking to be included on a mailing list and paying $1 for the service of adding you to the list. (THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a legitimate service and you are paying for it! Like most of us, I was a little skeptical and a little worried about
the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office
1-800-725-2161 and they confirmed that it is indeed legal!!!!! And since everyone knows what they are doing�it is not dishonest.) Then�Mail the six envelopes to the following addresses:

#1) Cyntoria Thomas - 3605 Hickorynut Street Jacksonville,Florida 32208
#2) R.J. Lloyd P.O. Bax 470881, Los Angeles, Ca 90047
#3) Cab Baker 4844 nw. Frontage Rd. Cleveland. Tn. 37312
#4) Alexander Enterprises P.O. Box 718 Dillsburg, PA 17019-0718
#5) Christopher Godfrey 8100 Pines Road Apt 6F Shreveport, La. 71129.
#6) J. Mitchell 160 E. 100 S. Price, UT 84501

STEP 2: Now take the #1 name off the list that you
see above, move the other names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc�) and add
YOUR name as number 6 on the list. (You don�t have to retype�just copy the whole message and past it into your notepad or word processing program for easy alteration.)

STEP 3: Change anything you need to but try
to keep this article as original as possible. Now post your amended article to at
least 200 news groups or message boards. ( There are thousands) All you need is
200, but remember, the more you post, the more money you make!** EVERYBODY AROUND THE WORLD CAN DO THIS BUT REMEMBER TO PUT ENOUGH STAMPS ON YOUR ENVELOPES!!!!**

So as each post is downloaded and the directions carefully followed, six members
will be reimbursed for their participation as a list developer with one
dollar each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when
your name reaches the #1 spot you will be receiving thousands of dollars
in CASH!!!!! What an opportunity for only $6.00($1 for each of the six
people listed above) Send it now, add your own name to the list and you're
in business!

Keep a copy of these steps for yourself and whenever you need money, you can use it again and again.

PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful
because of the honesty and integrity of the participants and by carefully
adhering to the directions. Look at it this way, if you are of integrity,
the program will continue and the money that so many others have received
will come your way.

NOTE: Retain every name and address sent to you, either
on a computer or a hard copy and keep the notes people sent you.
This verifies that you are truly providing a service. And keep track of how much money you are sent�you don�t want any trouble with the IRS.

---DIRECTIONS---- FOR HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS---

STEP 1:
You do not need to retype this entire letter to do your own posting. Simply
put your cursor at the beginning of this letter and drag your cursor to the
bottom of this document, and select "copy" from the edit menu. This will copy
the entire letter into the computer's memory.

STEP 2:
open a blank notepad file and place your cursor at the top of the blank page. From the edit menu select "paste." This will paste the copy of the letter into notepad so you can add your name to the list.

STEP 3:
Save your new notepad file.

STEP 4:
Use Netscape and Internet Explorer and
search for various news groups (on-line forums message boards, chat
sites, discussions.)

Step5:
Visit these message boards and post this
article as a new message by highlighting the text of this letter and
selecting "paste" from the edit menu. Fill in the subject, this will be
the header that everyone sees as they scroll through the list of postings
in a particular group, click the post message button. You're done with
the first one! Congratulations�THAT'S IT! All you have to do is jump to
different news groups and post away, after you get the hang of it, it will
take 30 seconds for each newsgroup!

**REMEMBER, THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU
POST IN (MESSAGE BOARDS ETC) THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL MAKE!! BUT YOU HAVE TO POST A MINIMUM OF 200.

That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within days! You may eventually want to rent a P.O. Box due to the large amount of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay
anonymous, you can invent a name to use as long as the postman will
deliver it. **JUST MAKE SURE THE ADDRESS IS CORRECT**

---NOT CONVINCED YET?--

Let me break it down, say I receive only 5 replies, so then I made $5 with my name at #6on the letter. Now each of the 5 persons who just sent me $1 made the MINIMUM 200 postings, each with my name at #5 and only 5 people respond to the original 5 people. That is another $25 for me. Now those 25 people
make the MINIMUM 200 post with my name at number 4 and only 5 replies
each, I will make $125. Now, those 125 people post the MINIMUM 200
postings with my name at #3 and only get 5 replies each, I will make an
additional $626! Okay, now here's the fun part each of those 625 people
post a MINIMUM 200 with my name at #2 ant they only get 5 replies that
just made me $3,125!!! Those 3125 people send a MINIMUM 200 postings and
they only get 5 replies each with my name at #1, I will receive $15,625!!!
With an original investment of $6!!!! AMAZING!!!! . When your name is no
longer on the list, you just take the latest postings in the news groups
and send out another $6 to names on the list putting yourself at #6 and
start posting again. Thousands of people are joining the internet each
day and they are reading articles like these just like you are right now.
So this can never get played out just keep it going and you can make tons
of money too!!!! Please try it now and make big bucks in a few short
weeks!!!!!!

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