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Subject: fuckin oregano


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mr d
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Date Posted: 16:10:14 03/08/04 Mon

Well last friday i was sent on a mission to pick up marijuana. alex gave me the number of this "reliable" guy named jeff becuase he couldn't pick it up himself cuz he was at play rehearsel. anyway, that day i hung out with taylor, jake, and a bisexual kid named john candy who is very flamboyant. we smoked like two bowls, then three bowls out of a bong, and then smoked out of a chukah all before we went to pick up the weed. I called this guy and told him id meet him, and he told me to go to spidena parkway. We get there, and we drive around for like ten minutes looking for him and its pretty sketch that hes not there, but we're pretty high so we dont really care. he finally shows up in a purple car with like three kids in the back and another in the passenger's seat. He pulls up next to us and tells us to make a handoff with the money and the weed. So we give him the 25 bucks and he hands us the weed and yells something at us, then they speed off for some inexplicable reason. Me and taylor, who is driving, unroll the ziploc bag and look at this huge pile of shake. Im pissed because there are no buds, its all shake. So we give it to john candy and he opens it and smells it, and tells us its fucking oregano. they were long gone by the time we opened the bag, and taylor realized the kid said "nice bag, faggots." Its so not good. Apparantly this kid jeff gave us the number to his friend who he thought would give us the weed but decided to rip us off instead. jeff told alex that hes gonna pay us back, which is never gonna happen, and zeke told me today he was gonna get the money back, im amazed too, which is also never gonna happen. so me and alex lost like 15 bucks each which sucks a lot. and it would have happened to any of us so i dont want anyone callin me a dumbass. its fuckin retarded.

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