Re: mr blue sky -- PHRM part deux

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Subject: Re: mr blue sky

Author:
dickless

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Date Posted: 18:00:03 01/23/03 Thu
In reply to: Mr D 's message, "Re: mr blue sky" on 14:41:32 01/23/03 Thu

on a tangent, summarizing my half day

(me+4 bowls of kind buds)
me: FUCK YOU!
old woman:
me: YEAH YOU FUCKER!
old woman:
me: YOU...ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!
old woman:
me: YEAH, FUCK OFF YOU SLUT

2 minutes later, i walk by a hair salon, flipping off the woman inside. she drops her jaw, stares and alerts her friend in horror, who looks over and also gets a one-finger salute courtesy my hand

some time later, after a bottle of whipped cream (N2O) laughing gas, i am trashing a kid house with many friends.
i get on his phone, insisting "i need to call house"

ensuing conversation
woman: hello, western mass electric
me: (in strained tone) my penis is warm....and sticky
woman: bursts out laughing
me: (screaming) i bet thats a nice picture!
hang up, tell off the kid saying now im really calling home

flustered housewife: hello?
me:i like the dicks
flustered housewife: hello?
me: (frantic giggling) PENISES!
hang up- and the phone rings, i decide to intercept it.

me: hello?
telemarketer: is mr or missus k-loo.....uhh (my "friends" last name is 'klukey' a tough one....)
me: learn to pronouce it before you call.....
telemarketer:im sorry
me:ASSHOLE
hang up

now needless to say my inhibitions during this 4-5? hour period were notably lowered

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: mr blue sky	glitterboots	19:44:32 01/23/03 Thu
Re: mr blue sky -- X, 12:08:18 01/24/03 Fri Re: mr blue sky -- dickless, 10:32:00 01/25/03 Sat
Re: mr blue sky	xander	18:35:41 01/24/03 Fri