my life is better than yours -- PHRM part deux

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Subject: my life is better than yours

Author:
dickless

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Date Posted: 18:52:40 01/29/03 Wed

this is some more of my exploits on the wednsday that is today

we approach an old, wizened short woman lugging a cart on north street
me: have you measured lately?
old woman: keeps walking
me: have you measured??
old woman: keeps walking
me: just tell me how big it is
old woman: DO YOU WANNA GET SLAPPED IN THE FACE?!
me: no i want to know how big your dick is
old woman: (no joke!)
me: JUST TELL ME ITS 6" (repeat this 4x and run)

later on, who do we chance to see but the old woman again. this time i stand clear of any 'duffing' in the torso

me: how big is yer penis!
old lady: you know how big yours is? 1 INCH!
me: what do you expect? its fucking cold!
old lady: ONE INCH! ONE INCH!
me: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
old lady: ONE INCH!
me: high pitched scream and obscene gestures at the old bag as i make my 2 wheeled escape

later on, we ride by the old people house, ah the memories of swearing at them and ringing their intercoms to tell em' their mom is a slut........

my friend:
old woman: hi, who are you looking for?
my friend: im looking for SWEATY PENIS
old woman: hey! you kids ! get out of here! theres a cop in there!
me: fuck!
old woman: ranting about police
me : AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

we made our speedy escape, and went to dreamworks to scope the glasspieces and get our wanted level down, then re-emerged in front of our 'fave' crappy downtown laundromat

me: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDY
every broke loser:
crapped-out woman: get the fuck outta here ya kids
me: DIIIIIIIICK TAAAAACO FUUUCK YOU
crapped out woman: im callin the cops
me: YOUUUU AARE THEE SLUUT!

we run out and ride away, as i loudly tell a kid who was lounging outside that he just witnessed a "lesson in economics"

ah, the adventures so many more to recount but whos got time???

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Re: my life is better than yours	dickless is one pissed fuck	18:56:19 01/29/03 Wed