| Subject: men or women (the ULTIMATE topic) |
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xander
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Date Posted: 12:54:14 02/20/03 Thu
well its about 10 o'clock here and after about 4 glasses of wine and several shots of this great limoncella stuff, i find myself in the internet cafe. My dad and i have been hobbling around florence for the past couple hours, and i decided he was scampi and thats why his depth perception was so damned good (after a fight over whether the statue of the wrestlers in the grand piazza was actually in front of us or in my pocket). I can't sleep and the internet place is down the street so i'm sitting here with a bunch of smelly year-abroaders and trustafarians (rich kids in florence who live of their parents' trust funds and everyone hates...also scampi i suspect).
Anyway, i was reADING THE POSTS ABOUT CRappy holidays and men vs. women. sucks for caroline not having her bitch. YOu should just cheat. don't you not respect him or something like that? i dunno, you're all a bunch of craaaawdads as far as jacques chirac and i are concerned. limoncella is wicked good. oh yeah: men vs. women
Men: stronger, probably as smart but better at applying it, don't care about fashion and crap, sports, basically all great art made by them. we have penises and we can get erections and jump up and down. Who invented the plane? car? computer? internet? space-ship?
granted we are testosterony and warlike but that makes things interesting. and explosions are cool.
Women: boobs are the greatest prop ever invented. vaginas are cool. you win the genitalia war. moody for extended periods (being the operative word) of time. really cruel and backstabbish with exceptions like ms. caroline and ms. panda, the ones i hang out with. make little sense, and are way to complicated. spend too much time on fashion and shopping. irritating. would have been killed in a fascist pogrom were it not for reproductive qualities sometime in the WWII era.
is there a question? women are better (alluring). jp obviously men.
except women are really quite alluring. i have trouble with that. i'm a little lecher.
i'm slightly drunk.
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