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Subject: Re: The "New and Improved" WWE Drinking Game

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Chairman Marv

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Date Posted: 21:22:04 04/18/03 Fri
In reply to: Nailer 's message, "Re: The "New and Improved" WWE Drinking Game" on 15:54:48 04/18/03 Fri

Well I'm Glad Drunken Edge doesn't have a problem, they were/are one of the more entertaining sites on the web. So here is the revised April 18th Edition of the WWE Drinking Game.

Beer rules for the WWE Drinking Game
(23 rules for normal drinks, 7rules for slamming the entire beer and 7 rules for the impossible.)
Updated � As April 18th 2003

RULES FOR NORMAL DRINKS OF BEER

#1 Anytime the Eric Bischoff or Stephanie McMahon speaks - take a drink.
#2 Anytime you hear the term �puppies� or a �we want puppies chant� mentioned - take a drink.
#3 Anytime someone is hit with a chair - take a drink.
#4 Anytime JR says " Slobberknocker, Vile, Vicious, Barn Burner, Good God " - take a drink.
#5 Anytime the camera shows some T and A - take a drink.
#6 Anytime Jericho says one of his various catchphrases - take a drink.
#7 Anytime a beer (including non-alcoholic or �lite� type the WWE�s pussies use) is drank. - take a drink.
#8 Anytime a wrestler (other than those mentioned) uses a trademark catchphrase � take a drink.
#9 Anytime a tag match takes place � take a drink.
#10 Anytime you see a Powerbomb or chokeslam done.
#11 Anytime Triple H spits water � take a drink.
#12 Anytime Kurt Angle says "Its true, Its true." � take a drink.
#13 Anytime Vince's "No Chance" music is played - take a drink.
#14 Anytime Kurt Angle talks about his Gold Medals or mentions being an Olympic hero� take a drink.
#15 Anytime Chris Benoit applies the Crippler Crossface - take a drink.
#16 Anytime Brock Lesnar is referred to as the �next big thing " �take a drink.
#17 Anytime a match with stipulations takes place � take a drink.
#18 Anytime Ric Flair goes "Whooo" - take a drink. #19 Anytime a wrestler is thrown into the steps outside of the ring � take a drink.
#20 Anytime a wrestler(s) come down to the ring and sit to do commentary, take a drink.
#21 Anytime someone interrupts a match that is not scheduled in the contest. - take a drink. #22 Anytime a cruiserweight match is on � take a drink. #23 Anytime a Women�s match, or Match involving Women occurs - take a drink (a drink for each Women for their �greatness� in skill)

RULES FOR SLAMMING YOUR ENTIRE BEER

#1 Anytime you see blood - Finish off your beer.
#2 Anytime someone gets the stinkface - Finish off your beer.
#3 Anytime someone lands on a table and it breaks - Finish off your beer.
#4 Anytime Trish wins a match, finish off your beer in tribute to her greatness.
#5 Anytime Booker T Does a Spin-a-rooni finish off your beer.
#6 Anytime a WWE title belt changes hands and is officially won by the new champion - Finish off your beer. #7 Anytime Funaki is on television. Slam your beer.

RULES FOR SLAMMING EVERY SINGLE BEER YOU HAVE IN THE HOUSE

#1 If the Ultimate Warrior comes running down the ramp you have to drink all the beer you have.
#2 If Macho Man comes out and lands the "a top rope elbow" you have to drink all the beer you have.
#3 If Ted Dibiase puts the Million Dollar Dream on someone live you have to drink all the beer you have.
#4 If Bret Hart comes down to the ring and praises Vince McMahon and all that has occured is water under the bridge you have to drink all the beer you have, and sent hate mail to Bret for being a selfish dirt bag only out for his video and photo library legacy.
#5 If John Cena does a duet with Vanilla Ice.
#6 If Brutus Beefcake comes out and does a segment of the Barbershop on RAW or Smackdown
#7 If the Mega Powers Reunite once again on WWE TV

* Taken from Drunken Edge website and modified by ChairmanMarv *

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