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Shafinah
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Date Posted: 01:42:23 08/20/03 Wed
>>A Song of Iraq
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>>Sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it
>>clap your hands..."
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>>If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
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>>If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
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>>If the terrorists are frisky,
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>>Pakistan is looking shifty,
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>>North Korea's getting risky,
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>>Bomb Iraq.
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>>If our allies fail to join us, bomb Iraq.
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>>If we're sure someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
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>>Awww, the hell with the inspections,
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>>Let's look tough for the elections,
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>>Close your mind; just take directions,
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>>Bomb Iraq.
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>>It's "pre-emptive non-aggression," bomb Iraq.
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>>Let's "prevent this mass destruction," bomb Iraq.
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>>They've got weapons we can't see,
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>>And that's good enough for me,
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>>'Cause it's all the proof I need.
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>>Bomb Iraq.
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>>If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
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>>If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
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>>If you think Saddam's gone mad,
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>>With the weapons that he had,
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>>(and he tried to kill your dad!),
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>>Bomb Iraq.
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>>When our corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
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>>If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
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>>If your politics are sleazy,
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>>And the hiding's not that easy,
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>>And your manhood's getting queasy,
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>>Bomb Iraq.
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>>Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
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>>We'll just overlook all borders, bomb Iraq.
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>>Disagree? We'll call it treason,
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>>It is war not love this season,
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>>So it lacks both rhyme and reason,
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>>Bomb Iraq.
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>>by Perry Nelson
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