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Subject: Mitchspeak quiz

Author:
Kevin
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Date Posted: 22:06:04 07/01/01 Sun

Translate the following sentences into Mitchspeak. The first one is done for you.

Example: Many Mexicans have moved into the neighborhood.
Possible answer: Now if you live in a neighborhood and they many Mexicans or you know sometimes people call them spics (lol!) and I'm not Archie Bunker. Move in too your neighborhood just like the girl next door only darker and eating tacos all the time. And thinking as to for that music...I like salsa on my tacos, sweetness, not on my stereo, not in upper 40's. No way Hosay.

1. DP men are very sensitive.

2. The couple next door doesn't have children.

3. The local restaurant serves good food.

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[> Subject: Re: Mitchspeak quiz

Author:
Kimmy
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Date Posted: 22:53:42 07/01/01 Sun

I'll give it a try, but I can't figure him out at all.....

1. DP men are very sensitive.
Only after they have put on SPF 5000 and are 48 years old, but know that overweight women will only find other heavy women to love them, I understand that and I'm only 48 male.

2. The couple next door doesn't have children.
Too poor from all the illegal drugs and having tons of sex with new sex toys.

3. The local restaurant serves good food.
Only serves black folks food, fried chicken and watermelon.

Hows that? LMAO

[> Subject: Re: Mitchspeak quiz

Author:
Pam
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Date Posted: 00:56:32 07/02/01 Mon

The guys, here on this forum, which has many types of people, aren't burly manly guys. These guys are on you like cheap shirt, sensitive to those butch dykes and the fem ones like the couple that lives next door. Those two lesbos don't have kids, I think because the one is so fat and ugly that only another woman would have her and the agency is scared to give kids to her, maybe she make them cry when they see her. They have those sex toy parties all the time and you can hear it on the next block, so put that in you're pipe and smoke it. LOL. Speaking of those nazi war criminals, we went to the new restaurant and it has good food, if you like , and have to eat food, that is. I eat a couple of times a day, more often if I'm hungry, and those lesbos next door eat out all the time if you know what I mean (nudge nudge). That restaurant serves dog meat, which they buy from the girls next door, they have a puppy mill and supply all the restaurants. My g/f wanted a puppy, but they told her it was already promised to Burger King, so she got a cat instead. I don't really believe any of this myself, so if you don't believe it either I don't blame you, some of you like things like that and get upset like Glenn and Clint when you do.

How's that?

Pam

[> [> Subject: LOL Oh my God!
Author: kama [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 07:21:47 07/02/01 Mon I think you have Mitchspeak down pretty well!

[> [> Subject: Now THAT is funny!
Author: Joanne [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 13:12:17 07/02/01 Mon Gosh Pam, you're all over it like a cheap suit - yep, laughter is the best medicine, my daddy always said... always look on the bright side of life .. don't worry be happy!!!

[> [> Subject: Re: Mitchspeak quiz

Author:
Mitch (glenn)
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Date Posted: 14:12:34 07/02/01 Mon

1. I be down wit dat!!! lol most wimmins tempratures run hotter 'n that, but not the manly men and I'm not one to talk... But i don't get my jockstrap in a place like that site as some are known to do, but maybe I'm to new lol! Maybe Glenn can know more he be up on reagge musick...

I'm a sure bet that people with zero childreb, after a point and a daughter, or sunshine lol would have one if they could like my neighbor...it's sad unless they are both getting it up the monkeyhole from somebody...hah! what goes around comes around I always say!!

I am for supper grate stake hah - but vegetariens need not apply, murder is meet for them who won't consume. But what the hay! each his own, live and let evil, smoke em if ya got em, and is pussy vegetarian??? I sure hope so, unless its for dykes and then I dont know about that tune!! Next door they have the right to refuse severse or serve refuse and that's de name a dat tune...they have the best on the planet and it doent have to grow from a plant, it could be multi-legged with apologies to Mcartney and his amputee wife, or maybe she meat eater and it was Linda who wasn't. Oh well we don't want to reinvent the wheel! lol But what do most feel here about cumming in bathrooms?

[> [> [> Subject: Wait, so are you Mitch?
Author: KatherineJ [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:23:11 07/02/01 Mon

[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Wait, so are you Mitch?

Author:
Mitch (Kevin)
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Date Posted: 17:50:28 07/02/01 Mon

LAST EDITED ON Jul-02-01 AT 05:00 PM (EDT)
LAST EDITED ON Jul-02-01 AT 05:03 PM (EDT)
LAST EDITED ON Jul-02-01 AT 05:05 PM (EDT)
LAST EDITED ON Jul-02-01 AT 05:10 PM (EDT)

Wow, MR. Glenn, what's up with that? You, sounded just like the real Mitch like maybe your the real Mitch. Oh oh! The cat's out of the bag now, huh? LOL

WHy do people impersonate other people on the Internet well, at least you not using a phoney ID and talking to yourself. Ah I know why people use another id on Internet. THe answer is at www.sexplained.com

[> Subject: Re: Mitchspeak quiz
Author: Glenn [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:25:02 07/02/01 Mon No, silly. If he finds his way here, I'll die. G

[> [> Subject: Why can't I find the right "reply" buttons?
Author: Glenn [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:29:09 07/02/01 Mon -

[> [> [> Subject: Re: Why can't I find the right "reply" buttons?
Author: KatherineJ [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:33:16 07/02/01 Mon B/c you did what I did when I asked who Joanna was. To make SURE you're replying to the right message, hit the link that says "Post reply to this message" beneath the message you want to respond to. Katherine

[> [> [> [> Subject: Well at least you thought I may have been Mitch
Author: Glenn [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:36:25 07/02/01 Mon must mean I have passable Mitchspeak.

[> [> [> [> [> Subject: To be honest . . .
Author: KatherineJ [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 14:39:59 07/02/01 Mon You were even more confusing. :P Ducking Katherine

[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: To be honest and hallooo there!

Author:
Forest
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Date Posted: 15:17:08 07/02/01 Mon

well OK! it finally happened! I'm moving out of lurker status and posting here! Hi everyone!

Mitch has done it. I'm convinced the guy is a smarmy pervert. I was deliberately leading him on in the tattoo thread, full expecting that the thing would get deleted.

From now on, I know I'm ignoring his posts, his entertainment value has been overwhelmed by the grossness factor. . .

[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Hi Forest!
Author: Kimmy [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:22:29 07/02/01 Mon Welcome to BT and glad to see you here! :0)

[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: To be honest and hallooo there!
Author: Glenn [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:29:34 07/02/01 Mon I think Mitch is a hoax. It may be an old person from DP or it may be someome who happened on the site and decided to create a persona with stream of consciousness writing and attempts to hide little explosives.

[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: To be honest and hallooo there!
Author: Dawn [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 19:11:00 07/02/01 Mon He's getting worse, or better depending on his mission. This guy is totally off the wall and certainly knows what/whose buttons to push..how is this I wonder?? I can't see him being one of the past regular posters, no one would go to this extreme. He's gotta be on something or taking a few too many light beers.

[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Billy
Author: Glenn [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 20:35:08 07/02/01 Mon I'm guessing Billy is an altar ego of Mitch's (note the 3-dot journalism style...) Gives him another chance to talk to himself. We shall see.

[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: I think you are right
Author: Joanne [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 23:53:17 07/02/01 Mon Mitch is not a persona, he is a caricature.

[> [> Subject: Still wondering

Author:
JeffF
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Date Posted: 08:09:30 07/03/01 Tue

You folks are still paying way too much attention to this guy. Yeah, I know he can push buttons, but that's what he's trying to do. That is his mission, Dawni - pushing buttons. If you folks don't learn to ignore him, you're never going to be rid of him. He's trying to get to you and he's succeeding.

I don't think so about Billy. Mitch spells a number of thing wrong, but he does spell ridiculous right, which Billy never does. Billy strikes me as just a young poster.

[> [> [> Subject: Re: Still wondering

Author:
Kevin
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Date Posted: 10:04:05 07/03/01 Tue

Well, I do ignore him on DP now. In fact, at least three times in as many days, I've typed a reply to him there only to erase it before posting it.

Here is a different story though. This is like the water cooler at work where we can talk about him--not gossip for its own sake, but to releave the stress his button-pushing causes in a way that doesn't encourage more.

[> [> [> [> Subject: I know

Author:
JeffF
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Date Posted: 11:14:12 07/03/01 Tue

Kevin, I didn't mean here. As long as he doesn't come here, it makes sense for you to post about him here and you're very funny.

I do think everybody should stop responding to him though. There have been many times I wanted to respond to him, but I think it's a mistake and don't respond. Guys like this that want to turn the whole board into their personal silly play thing get tired of everybody isn't willing to play.

[> [> [> [> [> Subject: I caved
Author: Kevin [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 21:33:08 07/03/01 Tue I caved. I replied to him. I failed. And now I talk like him. What if I get stuck here? I'm afraid I'll become like Latka/Vic.

[> [> [> Subject: Re: Still wondering
Author: Glenn [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:00:07 07/03/01 Tue I think Mitch is well aware of what he spells correctly and incorrectly, so if he has other personas, he will not make the same flubs with them. I think he's shooting from the grassy knoll and the book depository. And maybe the sewer grate.

[> [> [> Subject: Re: Still wondering
Author: Glenn [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 12:31:30 07/03/01 Tue I think Mitch is well aware of what he spells correctly and incorrectly, so if he has other personas, he will not make the same flubs with them. I think he's shooting from the grassy knoll and the book depository. And maybe the sewer grate.

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