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Author: Shannie
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Date Posted: 15:48:42 09/21/01 Fri
In reply to:
Joanne
's message, "yeah and" on 15:37:25 09/21/01 Fri
I liked this line...."I have 4 children, THAT I KNOW OF"......how can a Mother not know how many children she's had? haha. Sounds like something you'd expect Rico Suave, the Town Stud, to say.
My best guess is that maybe years ago, aliens beamed her up into their spaceship, impregnated her, she gave birth but lost all long term memory when they beamed her back down. Whaddya think? :-)
I'm just a little confused about her marital status, though. Last week, she spoke of the moment she found out about the WTC attacks..how she'd been "on the phone with her husband".....now she refers to him as her 'husband to be'......must be some latent confusion that resulted from the alien-incident, years past.
What I find predictably entertaining is how she's mentioned that due to her current *cough* possible health problems, that's why she hasn't had time for things like being online/posting on boards such as DP......ha! We all know the reason was really because she'd been BANNED up until a week or so ago, when she wrote Paula to beg her to be let back. LOL
But hey? Did you know that if you need any computer viruses "eradicated" from your system, give her a call.....though I'm not sure how helpful she'd be. Geez, it wasn't that many months ago that she wasn't even able to figure out how to "block" someone from her email (which is a basic function, even a cockroach could do that).
And yeah, her "new step-daughter"......wow, I'm surprised her paranoia hasn't prompted her to hire some personal bodyguards. Funny thing.....the area that she lives has a large population of Middle Eastern (East Indian, Lebanese, etc) citizens......I'm sure her step daughter doesn't 'stand out' any more than the thousands of other truly Middle Eastern-descent kids there. But hey, if life is dull and you want to create some excitement, take up paranoid ideations! :-)
S
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