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Subject: Shooty almost got me sent me to prison


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Yem almost did hard time
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Date Posted: Sunday, January 26, 02:10:55am
 So I'm driving home from work just after 1 AM and a cop pulls me over. It turns out that the left breaklight was out. Then the cop notices that the left headlight is also out...then that the windowshield is cracked. I have a Maine license (which looks suspicious in this Golden land of dishonesty)and remember this is Shoots car and I have trouble finding her proof of insurance. Good thing I look like a choirboy because I got off with a warning...anyone else would be breaking rocks in Sing-Sing right now! I was that close to doing hard time...going to the bighouse, sent up the river, in the pen, behind bars, jawing with the warden...then Shoots would have had to make me a cake with a file in it...some chance of that...she won't even get me a soda from the fridge:(

Ahhhh my dirty laundry now smells nice and fresh...get it? :D
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Re: Shooty almost got me sent me to prisonShooty is sorry:)Tuesday, January 28, 10:51:08am

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