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Subject: My day has come

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suck it long and suck it hard

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Date Posted: 19:23:35 03/31/03 Mon

last night at work I got really bored so I found someones lotion and went into the handicap bathroom and started playing with my penis when I was doing this I started to think about people that are in a wheel chairs, so this is my thought on GOTARDS (retards on the GO)

would you rather lick the pair of a mans sweaty balls or be in a wheel chair?

I think about that and It is hard but I finaly thought it out and the answer is very easy.

I would rather be in a wheel chair because when I would have sex I would be like a dead fish and I wouldnt have to do anything, and also I could have people wipe my ass for me and I could take showers with someone all the time, I would get really fat and get a electronic wheel chair and call it the Chair-O-Death and all the kids would want to ride it but I wouldnt let them because ITS MINE YOU STUPID LITTLE BASTARDS and then I would plan some type of horoic adventure and tell opera about it and she will let me on her show becasue she lets all the gotards on her show and when im on the stage I would shit myself and ask her to clean it up because if I sit in my own shit long enough I cant smell right for days and then she wouldnt do it and run off stage and I would chase(roll) after her with my giant shit in my pants and the whole crowd would think it was gross and I would have a great time,

but the true twister of my story is that the amazing adventure I did to get on the show is that I sucked some guys balls so hard that he got jealous that I was so good and cut off my legs

SO YES I REALLY SUCKED THE GUYS BALLS INSTEAD OF BEING IN A WHEEL CHAIR

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