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Date Posted: 12:50:01 03/11/05 Fri
Author: Philip James
Author Host/IP: user191095.dial.netline.net.uk / 212.111.191.95
Subject: Huge promise, lies and recrimination

Zac's got his Prisoner box set a-ready, Daniel's baking cupcakes for the long haul, Skippers gorging on Buttons and keeping time with breadsticks on lounge room cushions, and Andrews pouring forth his regular bile at double speed, yes, we're almost ready to hibernate in a west london dungeon for all the light hours of the day and finally record our record.
colleagues farewell for a night, i am forced to return to the family home to escape a regime where housemates steal my dartboard and replace it for a toilet seat, use a dart as a cotton bud to remove ear wax and steal my library cards only to withdraw local pornography and throw the literature into a nearby river.
our games have become too much. we must rekindle our friendships, remember what drew us together. we unite under the flag of fraternity and comradeship. we are not barbarians, we must refuse the temptation to defile the good name of another under the tawdry umbrella of cheap entertainment. i hope you are all now sat eagerly anticipating the humour of the bbc at its fundraising zenith, watching lenny henry being wheeled out for his annual outing in front of an eager public.
i also hope you reconsider your cruel decision to refuse the miraculous bingo game its place as our next single; i hear it could break us in finland.
i plan light entertainment of the sort only cable television and watching-the-neighbours-through-suburban-curtains can provide. i may return over the weekend. i require homemade pizza and a better life.

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[> Re: Huge promise, lies and recrimination -- Leonora., 03:25:47 03/14/05 Mon (webgw1.thls.bbc.co.uk/132.185.240.121)

Glad to hear the recording is about to commense. I can't wait to hear the results! Hope you all enjoy yourselves. Does this hibernation mean we won't hear much from any of you on this here messageboard? I hope there will be some Funfairs and Heartbreak to look forward to in April. See you on the other side.


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