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Date Posted: 06:34:03 01/20/05 Thu
Author: mr andrew bristow
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 81.171.147.147
Subject: Re: CUT YOUR HAIR
In reply to: MARQUEE 's message, "CUT YOUR HAIR" on 10:27:52 01/19/05 Wed


dear cut your hair. a demo is on the way. i recorded it with Doris and Mr.Rigby. Doris was wearing a particularly revealing pair of spectacles. Rigby was going off the walls with desire; or perhaps he was having another bout of mania.

we recorded the following songs in our nerdish north london castle.

"the continuing adventures of Doris and the attic"
"its a kind of magic" (cover)
"this tortured shopping trolley"
"penniless lane"
"dosey-doed to hither green"
"close


please consider us. we charge a flat rate of thirty pounds.

here are our rider demands
-a postcard of the local area
-chess set (n.b, must not be of the simpsons, starwars, or drinking variety. handsculpted by the cream of a young offenders instutute)
-Bill Oddie's telephone number (house and mobile)
-well-sexed females for me and rigby
-Bella Enberg
-a policewoman (classic uniform only)
-that girl from the Not Only but Also when Pete is peforming his first gig at oxford.
-barbara windsor (1965 version)
-rigby's sister.captain of the University Hockey team, gaunt and cheeky, a poet of unknown potential

Rigby has just asked for a Nintendo Gameboy with Tetris. Mr Cool!

We're not fussy about scram. a bottle of pickled onions will do me mate? Rigby is a fucking fat cunt;give him fish food or three packs of pringles.Sorted mate!

Doris will be happy with a cup of tea and a view of a sparrow eating worms.

we are the deprivation of watching the A-Team on cable television, and the longing of a thousand lost valentines cards.

we have the tunes and the right "fuck you" attitude. Rigby often does not tune his banjo and smiles smugged up through the song until i smash him in the gulliver with me bloody washboard!
"wheres me washboard"
shit
mums on the warpath.
shes been watching "Cannon and Ball-the early years" again. that means the boyfriend is coming round.
better hide in the cupboard under the stairs.

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