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Date Posted: 03:31:16 01/26/05 Wed
Author: andrew
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 81.171.147.147
Subject: free cd giveaway bonaza


Does anybody want a Byrds compilation CD.
I really dont like them and can't even have it in my room.
Otherwise it will be wasted in a charity shop.

David Crosby is an annoying fat drug addict.
I would like to swap for The Rhino Anthology of Surf vols 1-5. That would be fair.
Doris patricularly wants a copy of Jan and Dean's "Dead Man's Curve". She thinks its about The Paddington Flyover.
. Last night we treated ourselves. Dressed in dinner jackets and Doris in an unflattering shift dress we made it just in time to catch the tail end of a pizza hut buffet.Rigby and I are taking her to the doctors. She is a little off colour. She only managed twenty six slices of 'pizza',; pizza in that she only eats the bases as she finds the toppings "a bit too foriegn dear". Sometimes I wander why im in love with her; then she has the mind of a pre-war dolomite and the spirit and physical trappings of a thoroughly modern Woolworths girl.
I think i proopesed last night. im not sure.I'd had at least three bottles from my Beers of the World limited edition box set.
i remember saying "Doris Doris you could do worse than me at thirty three" and she muttered something about "empty cages outside the vetenairy surgery" and ran off crying. It was a bit like being in topgun without The Goose; any element of maverick perfomance; asoftlit knobbing; any hope of flying an aircraft; Berlin; and aviators.
If we'd just stayed in things could have been better.
Rigby is taking me to The Hammersmith School Disco to cheer me up.

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[> Re: free cd giveaway bonaza -- alex cornetto, 05:04:49 01/26/05 Wed (mail.stpaulsschool.org.uk/194.83.71.244)

school disco is half the reason i don't go out of a saturday. 100s of drunken 20/30somethings arsing around hammersmith broadway in school uniform, while i'm just trying to navigate the buses home? no thank you.

that said, the thought of you in school uniform amuses me.

ac
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[> Quite Rigby -- andrew, 09:43:05 01/26/05 Wed (host81-134-33-35.in-addr.btopenworld.com/81.134.33.35)


Don't worry. Rigby has fallen foul of my temper. He will be going to The Hammersmith School Disco..alone, and trussed up like a chicken.Im going out with the lads to The West End Lane Bridge Club to ridicule Doris. Fucking cow. She wont let me watch Desperate Housewifes because it "gives me ideas".She did snuggle up on the Chesterton last night and unenjoy Blue Velvet last night.
You do the math!
She so unpredictable, like a fruit machine with gaunt she has illuminated my miserable and bitter, life. "No woman, no cry".Bob Marley. Genius. Crap music though.
Rigby is in the kitchen, standing against the wall with his back to me. The lads are coming round later to make him simulate intercourse with a tropical fish and take photographs with our fun cameras.


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