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Date Posted: 04:50:37 12/07/04 Tue
Author: andrew
Author Host/IP: hide-138.nhs.uk / 195.10.45.138
Subject: help the needs keep their clothes on



confirmed to play funfairs and heartbreak on january eighth.

-us
-the moogs.

there will two bands playing only.since too many nights are only musical and this must be only magical.
FOR THE ATTENTION OF SAM HUXLEY-i have lost yourn number.will phil collins be doing a turn.

we still need at least one of the following-can people please help in any way
-a stand up comedian
-ventriloquist
-magician
think bobby davro at the yarmouth pier 1987.
if nothing comes in.the band will be forced to provide a full monty strip to the tune of "i could be so good for you". this was agreed in the kilburn Goose on sunday night. i am fearing this prospect.

please leave your ideas here.
time wasters welcome.
i have sent bobby george an email. his dinner speaking is five hundred quid a hour.though as old friends he'll go cut price.

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[> Re: help the needs keep their clothes on -- Sophie Duck, 05:02:49 12/07/04 Tue (lon-igate.mckinsey.com/213.86.15.25)

If you get really desperate on the ventriloquist front the duck in Matthew's room is specially adapted so one can shove thier hand up it's arse and make it's bill move in the act of speaking. It could go horribly Ed the Duck though...

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>we still need at least one of the following-can people
>please help in any way
>-a stand up comedian
>-ventriloquist
>-magician


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[> Re: help the needs keep their clothes on -- sophie stanhope, 07:23:57 12/07/04 Tue (NoHost/195.89.143.195)

hmmmmm
yes i am an excellent magician !!
who can perform some tricks only standard though
do u want me to perform??????????


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[> [> Re: help the needs keep their clothes on -- andrew, 08:40:19 12/07/04 Tue (hide-138.nhs.uk/195.10.45.138)


yeh
give me call on 07775766417
can you do levitation?


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[> [> [> Re: help the needs keep their clothes on -- Lindsay, 14:30:28 12/12/04 Sun (host81-152-69-213.range81-152.btcentralplus.com/81.152.69.213)

I can do some fire poi if you're desperate for entertainment. I will need housing and a flight or two however.


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[> Re: help the needs keep their clothes on -- sophie's legs, 11:09:54 12/07/04 Tue (ACBCB729.ipt.aol.com/172.188.183.41)

we do the old "saw her in half trick" goes down a treat. Except the upper half is still in debate, the last was a proper tart.
Levitation eh?...give us a couple of clear plastic wires, a pulley system and an exceptionally light young'un and im sure we could work something out.
But.. we're usually the warm-up act for the chippendales at our local
hmmmmm...... x


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[> Re: help the needs keep their clothes on -- Ellie, 12:33:25 12/10/04 Fri (webcacheH01a.cache.pol.co.uk/195.92.67.65)


I could do a punk aerobics class mid band while your tuning up and stuff! Imagine! Lycra and The Adverts and stretching!


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[> Re: help the needs keep their clothes on -- Gee, 14:30:11 12/10/04 Fri (host81-157-115-16.range81-157.btcentralplus.com/81.157.115.16)

who wants to kidnap me and take me to this?

i'll learn to juggle if it helps


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