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Date Posted: 09:15:32 11/16/04 Tue
Author: andrew
Author Host/IP: host81-139-27-169.in-addr.btopenworld.com / 81.139.27.169
Subject: sorry lads


you wont realise until tommorow.
you will turn up at practice at six o clock
I will not be there
Instead i am in an internet cafe looking for Red Melton Foxhunting Coats. I found one in my size.It will set me back three hundred and sixty pounds.Perhaps you could club together and buy it for me.
My excuse for lateness will be "there were too many people on the bus".
I find this hysterical.
The keys will be in my pocket as you shiver outside the bunker. You will probably find this a miserable experince, even the puddles will be chorthling your names.I deserve a heros medal for all the time i've sat on the bloody kilburn pavements waiing.
This is revenge for all of your combined latenesses/sickies/trips away.
Im not being entirely serious.
I may bring my Tina Turner binoculars and sit astride a mountain and watch you in the distance. I will arive on the back of a horse called Veronica.A filly from the stables of Peckham, once ridden by the bass player from Jesus Jones.
A child has entered the cafe with my coat.its amazing how quickly you can get stuff these days.
It fits beautifully.
I am going to wear it to the chip shop and have a battered sausage.Nobody will dare take the piss out of me.
I will not wear the white trousers,they are for Queen fans.
I defend not foxhunting, i admire the clothing.

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[> Re: sorry lads -- alexia, 12:29:56 11/16/04 Tue (pete-cache-4.server.ntli.net/80.3.128.7)

them poor poor needs boys... out in the rain

i hope a pigeon poo's on your new coat

:) xx


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[> [> Re: sorry lads -- nel, 13:58:15 11/18/04 Thu (82-35-96-203.cable.ubr05.dals.blueyonder.co.uk/82.35.96.203)

hows about a VINTAGE 1940'S HAND PAINTED NECKTIE WITH PHEASANT AND BIRD, DOG HUNTING SCENE 2 go with that jacket sir...
http://www.anothertimevintageapparel.com/shop_men's.htm

i love these retro sites, it has some good links


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[> Re: sorry lads -- ray, 02:07:28 11/17/04 Wed (ip06.foyle.adsl.gxn.net/195.147.204.134)

genius.
please tell me you were vastly late, on purpose.
i was half an hour late for work this morning. i told them a child tried to steal my boots.
i didn't really.
murmured "traffic" to moronic cashofficegirl.

i'm not sure how your glasses will look with the foxhunting coat though.
hm.

hope ronnie doesn't cry today.


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[> [> luncheon -- jenny jenny, 03:00:36 11/17/04 Wed (cache-loh-ab08.proxy.aol.com/195.93.33.14)

I'll pick you up at 1.30 yeah Lady Ray? I quite fancy the stockpot for that 'I work in soho and need to eat. that is all' taste, whaada you reckon?


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[> [> [> Re: luncheon -- ray, 04:13:58 11/17/04 Wed (ip06.foyle.adsl.gxn.net/195.147.204.134)

well that WOULD have been lovely.
3rd time lucky dear.
i love the stockpot.
it used to be a notorious whorehouse.


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[> [> [> [> Re: luncheon -- jj, 04:15:54 11/17/04 Wed (cache-loh-ab08.proxy.aol.com/195.93.33.14)

what do you mean 'used to'?

sorry love, i'm useless.

x


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[> [> Re: sorry lads -- andrew, 04:38:46 11/17/04 Wed (hide-138.nhs.uk/195.10.45.138)


i turned up at the agreed time.
we went into the bunker
somebody had left a collection of pornography on top of an ungrand piano; that kept us occupied for an hour.
Im sure how someone can play bass and read Knave at the same time.Best of ask Phil.
Im still in shock. "look she's pissing on him".
Much hilarity was provided by plastic dog much which i was given at work.


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