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Date Posted: 11:15:12 12/05/01 Wed
Author: 板主
Subject: 貼士 ﹖ ﹖ ﹖ ﹖ ﹖


街坊豬講起比貼士﹐令我諗起有次同朋友去食o野&佢個朋友遇到一件好抵死o既事﹗

話說果日我同我表妹﹐S & V 去完賭場﹐返到出土己經成零晨三點幾。
好多地方己經 close 哂﹐我o地去o左間叫“銀星小廚”o既地方食o野﹗嘿~零晨成三點幾﹐坐晌果度食o野D人﹐大家唔駛點諗﹐都知唔方斯文或者正經得去邊o架啦﹗
嘩~直程仲衰過香港o既旺角添呀﹗打隔離果檯有男有女﹐坐滿大半檯。跟住有幾個女仔入o黎﹐
當時果間o野都己經無哂檯要等位﹐忽然隔離檯有個男仔爆句“喂~無位呀﹗過o黎坐大脾丫﹗”
﹖﹖﹖嘩~頂~無病呀嘛﹖
V 仔即刻笑住咁話﹕“嘩~﹗乜仲衰過我晌旺角見到果D人o既﹖”
我答佢﹕“係呀﹗晌旺角咁講o野﹐驚唔驚出唔到門口呢﹖”。。。 嘿~

好o勒~等o左好耐﹐終於有人得閒幫我o地落單o勒﹗
D態度己經差勁o架啦﹗V 仔話要凍檸茶小甜﹐我都未開口唧~果條友就話D凍檸茶一早較好哂﹐
無得小甜咁喎~頂佢丫~~~D態度己經唔係好o架啦﹐唔係嘛﹖我都真係未見過凍檸茶係沖好哂晌
度o架啵﹗都離哂大譜。。。。。

坐o左陣﹐咁o岩 V 仔個 friend﹐阿 E 同佢男朋友走o黎買外賣。
阿 E 叫完外賣之後﹐佢己經晌度嘈話D人態度唔好﹐又話咩等D外賣出o左o黎之後就嘈鬼果個人
喎﹗呵~~呵~~~~~~~~~我o地幾個梗係笑o下無出聲就算啦。。。。佢都真係幾鬼多o野講耶~
跟住阿 E 話有次﹐佢同男朋友去唔知”天皇“定”海皇“粥店食o野(係我唔記得o左果間o野個
名。。。hehe!)。果個寫o野個女人又係態度非常之差勁。
一杯凍檸茶大大力咁飛落檯度﹐兼夾用一把熟到爛 & 粗老o既聲﹐一邊飛杯o野落檯﹐一邊大叫﹖
”凍檸茶呀﹗“ 阿 E 即刻﹕”﹗&$(@#%*#%&*@(#)$^*$)$(﹗。。。唔想做就咪做啦﹗”
走果時仲抵死﹐阿 E 等登比得一個 penny 貼士佢。
嘩~點知佢o地一出門口﹐果個女人追返出o黎開門掟個 penny 出門口向佢o地大叫話﹕”唔要
呀﹗比返你o地呀﹗“ 嘩~~~~咩人種o黎o架﹖真係未見過D咁燥o既伙記喎﹗


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