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Date Posted: 16:16:29 12/20/07 Thu
Author: Emad Shurrab
Subject: Don't forget to wash that lard down with some of Mecca's Best. Allah's Swine Sperm Beer. Harvested by mouth right in the barnyard Kaaba.
In reply to: not funny ! 's message, "Re: This is Jimmy Dean, reminding all you Jews, Muslims and vegetarians to eat more yummy pork, Mmm mmmm good!" on 12:36:49 04/06/07 Fri

Synchronized chain flogging to become the first islamic Olympic sport

In an attempt to appear more civilized the Shiitite cult of Islam has organize its traditional religious national pastime, synchronized flogging into a sport.

The “beat off” contestants must chant in unison while ripping the flesh from their backs just as the Shiitites of Iran. Satan is expected to release the Ayatollah Khomeini from hell to judge the competition (the Ayatollah’s punishment in hell? He is being made to watch women vote and avoid being beaten by their husbands).

The size of the flogging chain has been standardized to 110 times the length of the average Arab’s penis (4 inches).

The Floggings will be judged in several categories::
-Depth of wounds on their backs and on the backs of their beaten wives, as called for in the Koran.
-Volume of the self beaters hateful rants and threats about all Democratic countries.
-Number of gallons consumed (over 100) of Allah’s camel-swine sperm beer, to please Allah of course. Muhamhead's Allah approve swine sperm beer. Brewed right in Mecca. Made of nothing but pure pig c um taken in the traditional way, by mullahs giving blow jobs to the mosque's pigs.
Just like the koran calls for.


Bonus points are given ahead of time for the number of the contestant’s sisters who are married off before the age traditional Arab pedophile prefered age of 9. (Just like Muhamhead)

The Gold Metal winners will be allowed to bleed to death or blow himself up.

Losers in the contest are also rewarded with 72 virgin sheep for endless Islamic rectal sex. This is in keeping with the Prophet Moohamhead’s teachings.

Today's reading of the Koran, Sura: 28, "Go forth and beat your wives like Moohamhead taught you, then shit in your pants" AND Sura: 32, "After following the islamic tradition of beating my wife I will shave the camel's butt hole for sex and drink some of allah's best koranic swine sperm beer."

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